@andrewrosas.bsky.social
Writer for Dropout, MovieWeb, and Rule Of Threes Quarterly Host of Boyfriend Material podcast
Target voter for Elon’s party
06.07.2025 15:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Dems can’t lift a finger to fight Trump because they’re too busy trying to stop a socialist from becoming mayor of New York
20.06.2025 16:12 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0The first person ever show up at a crime scene was famous British constable Wattsall Thisthen
18.06.2025 04:41 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Don’t rsvp or sign up for a protest. Just go. Cover your face. Have a shred of personal opsec
14.06.2025 16:56 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0The person that first said “more bang for your buck” really knocked one out of the park
13.06.2025 20:23 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Look at my opposition party, dawg. We’re going to die
13.06.2025 16:28 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Can’t wait for Chuck Schumer to send a snarky tweet in response to Trump deploying marines against US citizens
10.06.2025 00:31 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The reason Democrats didn’t run on DJT in the Epstein files is because they keep campaigning with certified scumbag Bill Clinton who has top billing in there
05.06.2025 19:56 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why do electric cars sound like this?
18.04.2025 23:45 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I can’t impress on you enough that the horrors we are witnessing have been built hand in hand with Democrats for the last 20 years
18.04.2025 20:54 — 👍 64 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 3I’m told this can’t win because it’s unpopular so the smart play is for Democrats to suck up to conservatives in order to win the votes of 9 bigots who don’t like spray tan.
13.04.2025 02:25 — 👍 3890 🔁 626 💬 42 📌 16Life must be awesome right now for people who love to login to a portal for a secure message
13.04.2025 06:09 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is beyond peasant brain. Medieval people didn’t have decades of scientific evidence of medical efficacy. This is perhaps the first era with extinction-level mental coding
21.03.2025 19:00 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0Lmao remember when Dems said the parliamentarian was the reason they couldn’t do good things for you?
20.03.2025 23:27 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0The only place in America not in an active state of decay and immiseration is Roku City
14.03.2025 19:36 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Friend -Wanna see a show tonight?
Me - hell yeah
Friend -band goes on at 11.
*my body creaks like a
Spanish galleon at berth*
You mean to tell me the same Democratic Party that did THIS is now using ineffectual symbolic gestures against Trump?!?
05.03.2025 21:39 — 👍 33 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0Thank god AI can make art so I can focus on my truly calling of following up, circling back, and getting aligned
21.02.2025 20:45 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
A very awooga, oggity oggity, and sincere humina humina to all the Valentines out there
15.02.2025 00:04 — 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0🫡🫡🫡
14.02.2025 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s our duty to outlive the monstrous pieces of shit running this country. We’re running on natures longevity drug, boys: SPITE
14.02.2025 05:20 — 👍 46 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0Really showing my ass here
10.02.2025 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The opening lines of Mississippi Queen are “Mississippi Queen, if you know what I mean?”
No, you just started singing
We now go live to Drake
10.02.2025 04:42 — 👍 48 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0The people gutting our institutions and collapsing the government are the same people Dems want to compromise with. Mfs love to bring a strongly worded letter to gunfight
08.02.2025 21:55 — 👍 59 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I think for the survival of the human race, everyone over 75 has to get ice floed
08.02.2025 00:11 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I said a SUCCESSFUL company
05.02.2025 07:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They should invent a successful company that’s not pure and unrepentant evil
05.02.2025 06:52 — 👍 50 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0Don’t frown because it’s over, smile because you outlived America
05.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0He’s doing it for the plot
03.02.2025 21:26 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
