duncan

Productivity levels hitting all time low as balatro levels hit all time high

It’s so bad I’m dreaming of cards and hands and jokers rahhhhhh ♠️♥️♦️🃏🃏🃏🃏

Applying for jobs

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#hopping in bed turning my #swag off in case anyone was wondering

i love right-handed people, i have a lot of them in my life, but like ... that's not the hand you're supposed to write with. knock it off. what are you doing. you're making a fool of yourself. in fact, i think i'm going to cut you out of my life

One is using their god given abilities to be better at the sport and the other is deceiving our honourable umpires who sacrifice so much to bring us the game we love

over half of this list is not good

good bleet man

productivity dropping to alarming new lows due to snuggly cat on lap

me stuffing the ballot with thousands of Curtis Granderson votes

its time to become a real #poster