Evelyn Lockwood

Lol give yourself a wedgie, you huge nerd

What a useful hack! My back always hurts because of my poor posture! I need to invest in some stretchy granny panties and try this out!

Guys…. She gave me a wedgie for the first time this morning!!
It was so hot I’m literally still wet and it’s nearly 11pm..
She said she wasn’t into them!
But fuck, was it hot..

This is me…

NERD! (Same)

Aw, well, hey! He did help you reach the top shelf!

Guys, am I crazy, or do people look better with clothes on?
Because I don’t like being naked, I don’t like seeing others naked. I don’t think I’m asexual, but, I prefer people to keep their pants on.
Shirts I’m more flexible with
I just am not attracted to ass
I don’t get it

Sobs
I want my girlfriend
Why does she have to live so far away
It isn’t fair
I wanna kiss and mark her pretty neck while she runs her fingers through my hair :(

Sobbing, my rose just died
..I may or may not have been buzzing it to girl wedgie videos, shut up.
I’m a voyeur, okay? It’s what I do 🫠

(Tags bc I forgot last time 😑)

#wedgies #wedgiegirl #wedgiekink

They’re trying to take down section 504…
ANYONE who discriminates against disabled people are NOT WELCOME HERE.
WTF.

I’m unapologetically political because I believe that gender affirming care is a human right. And women should have their own autonomy.
Trumpies are not welcome here.
Abortion is a human right.
An embryo and a fetus are not babies, no matter what the law says.
-E.

I know it’s shit lol, I don’t usually take pics of myself from behind

Just got home from work.
The coloring is just bl🩸🩸d stains from shark week
Usually more of a voyeuristic kinda nerd
But here you go lol

Second official post, I suppose.
Hello, Bluesky.
I’ve been lurking around for a month or so but I just added some substance to my profile lol
Idk what to say, I’ll post a wedgie later lmao
-E 💙

It’s so unfair that my gf lives so far away when I need her head between my legs so badly :(

Finished reading For Whom the Belle Tolls by @sea-ya-later.bsky.social and felt the sudden need to draw at least some of the hot as hell—ehh, get it??—characters, starting off with our favorite himbo prince, Beleth!

I stand by Pure Deliciousness.
Pineapple GOES ON PIZZA

For Whom the Belle Tolls is now available for ebook preorder on Amazon! You don’t need a kindle to read it, you can just download the app! It will be available on Dec. 30th