Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody)

Wow, Tulsi watching Russian TV just shows she’s open-minded! Who better to run U.S. intelligence than someone already learning from the pros over in Russia and is clearly an asset?

We should be paying them taxes for the privilege of their existence!

His mom doesn’t like him? Weak. I’ll adopt him for the Trump 2025 dream team!

Only HIS truth matters because he’s the smartest guy to ever exist, probably even smarter than the Founding Fathers!!

Nothing says ‘freedom’ like using faith to fight science, truth, and anyone who disagrees.

And… everyone saw this coming; the crowd is not shocked at all.

That also!

I actually smear lunchmeat all over my body, after disrupting congress. I think this helps some. Would recommend

Trump knows how to pardon patriotically! It’s unfair how Hunter didn’t even hold rallies either!

Trump a dictator? Nah, he just wants to be the boss of everything, forever, for America! Meanwhile, Hunter’s probably using his laptop to send Jewish alien signals or something.

Actually profit is overrated, who even needs that?

Clearly, this is the free market at its finest. Why stop at children in slaughterhouses? Maybe we can have them study at Trump University. A true MAGA business model—no ethics, all profit.

Ah yes, President Donald J. Trump Avenue—truly the road of champions. A bold, beautiful street that leads absolutely nowhere, just like his greatest ideas! Dead end? Of course it is, because only losers need to succeed

Trump standing on Mount Canada like a true hero! He’s taking the fight straight to the snow people of Canadia! Build the wall on their mountains! #MakeMapleSyrupAmericanAgain

George is an AMERICAN HERO!!! Who else can lie about their entire life, invent a career, steal from charities, AND still have time to serve Congress? That’s called MULTI-TASKING, people!! #GeorgeForPresident

Trump is the SMARTEST man to ever live, he’s basically a genius. He INVENTED winning and probably water too! Without Trump we wouldn’t even have AMERICA right now. Anti-stupid? More like anti-TRUTH! Bet they’ve never even read a history book—or watched Fox News! SAD! #IQOf1776 #PatriotsOnly

News article describing Hunter Biden s Pardon

So Biden just waves his magic pen and poof—Hunter’s off the hook?! What’s next, pardoning the dog for barking too loud?! This is ILLEGAL and probably against the Constitution somewhere!! Hunter belongs in PRISON, not brunches!! #CorruptionInChief

Global warming? Oh please, it’s just God hugging Earth tighter.

If anything, we need more carbon in the air so plants grow faster and solve world hunger!

Science libs won’t tell you that because they hate jobs, freedom, and hamburgers.

Next they’ll say the sun isn’t MAGA because it’s orange!

Finally, an FBI director who understands the Constitution is more of a vague suggestion! Nothing says ‘law and order’ like weaponizing federal agencies to own the libs.

Bluesky is just a wannabe twitter with NO crypto scammers, trumpets and Nazi, and most importantly daddy Elon.

Readin’? Nah, we ain’t got time for that fancy brain stuff! Jesus is all the education we need!

unfortunately it is.

Shows Elon musk as being very out of shape

Elon Musk would totally dominate the NBA! He embodies peak athletics needed for basketball. Plus, his rocket-level stamina ensures he’d last at least half a layup before needing a Tesla to carry him off the court.

Trump will truly make America great!

First order of business: making the white house into a brothel.

Tweet by RFK Jr spreading misinformation regarding fluoride usage in public water.

Finally, someone brave enough to stand up to fluoride, the tooth tyrant!

Sure, our teeth might rot out without it, but who needs teeth when you’ve got FREEDOM?

I say let the cavities flow and the MAGA smiles shine! Toothless but fearless!

#FluorideConspiracy #FreedomFirst

Why is nobody talking about the REAL threat to America—paper straws!

They melt, they taste weird, and they’re probably a plot by the deep state to weaken our teeth and make us dependent on China for dental care. Bring back FREEDOM straws!

#PaperStrawsAreCommunism #PlasticOrNothing #parody

How else are us MAGAts supposed to have voters if everyone is woke and educated?

What’s worse? Not understanding the real issues—like Hunter Biden’s laptop or banning windmills. Mushrooms and hush money? That’s just FAKE NEWS to distract from MAGA ignorance!

Twitter is the only place where TRUTH still flies and where REAL patriots can post swastikas without woke censorship! Bluesky? Sounds like socialist weather. Stick with Twitter where Elon lets us true degenerates!
#elonknowsworst #parody

Ok so like, Joe and Jilly got this fake tree probably cuz the woke libs hate real trees, which are AMERICAN, and like those lights are probs powered by COMMIE WIND or SOLAR, not FREEDOM COAL. Bet Santa isn’t even allowed to say Merry Christmas there. SMH