Ruff Tankie

Perfect to ride

Yeah that last cage should be dick or unit.

This is a very personal preference, but I'm just not into shrinking cocks into increasingly smaller cages. If he needs a big cage, it's even hotter how he's giving up his own powerful big cage for me.

And I do remember the rumors around Thiel's dead Instagram boyfriend, but not much more

Quislings, sure, but have you actually heard any rumors about the oligarchs themselves?

So tell me, which one of them is rumored to have good 🍆? None of them. We're safe.

I've really grown into something, haven't I?

I never believed what people tell me they saw until these two leather photo sessions.

I'm so grateful for this feeling.

Fortunately, none of the gay oligarchs are worth fucking.

📸 @geargregj.bsky.social

Hours. My dick is so slow to cum.

Polyamory and an open relationship are two different things.

They both have rules set by the couple, though.

In a D/s relationship, the rules for the Dom do not have to be the same as for the sub.

Often the rules for the Dom permit more or deeper relationships.

And that's up to the couple.

Needless to say these cleaners had a full roster after that, from all the recommendations.

The bedroom is clean, bed made, and the toys are on the bed, cleaned up, VERY neatly arranged on the bed from small to large.

It's the arrangement that really struck them.

The kink couple call each-other at work. Nothing to be done.

The kinksters go home, thinking they now need to find new cleaners, which is not easy.

They enter the home. The home is clean.

They go to the bedroom.

...probably some penetration toys as well.

And please remember, this is last century, the 80s/90s, before kink was so mainstream it was a staple joke on sitcoms.

This is pre-cellphone (the 90s? Late 80s?) so they can't call the cleaners to warn them. Or cancel them. Or whatever.

Nice, I believe Latino, cleaners, female?, reliable, dependable, excellent, aka impossible to replace. Who are going to enter a bedroom full of impact toys lying around...

So this reminds me of a story I was told in the 90s by a Leatherfaerie couple in SF.

So one of the couples they knew, might even have been mixed-gender, realises at work they have left all their toys out in the bedroom from the session last night. And the cleaners are coming.

I'm sorry.

Stunning.

Sense, I meant

Makes total seemed

Yes I was a glamour-obsessed synth-devoted teen in the 80s.

Nope, gonna be dropping some Animotion

They were effective

The hilarity of assuming I'm a direct, tough Dom because I'm German.

Bitch, I'm worse. Where I come from even the subs will tell you exactly what they want from you from minute one.

The hilarity of assuming I am German because I live in Berlin.

Or any other inhabitant of Berlin.

Like here, a big full ass only works for me when supported visually by equally built shoulders above and legs below.

I fuck the whole man, not a BBL.

Stunning