diego ;; 🍉🏳️‍⚧️

my step brother just discovered hes the only person in my family who has been unable to pull and im hysterical ive been laughing so hard

i knowow <3

mafiosos goons (not goonERs, the pizza delivery clones........,.,.,...,.,,.) r so underrated i love them

IM SOBBING THE FUCK DID I JUST FIND

Got told the other day by my friends' younger brother that I sounded like a fourteen year old boy

...I'm AFAB

what is happening bro 💔

If the friendship is depictable in Be a Friend to Me they a keeper

MEMEMEMEEME
ME FIRST !!!!!!

(literally anything related to js&b and/or blixer/friend)
"omg its annihilation john doe/friend elliot!"

im going to take your full oxygen supply like a dementor

YES, timmy, you can support your team even as a survivalist.. i believe in you

This too.. why so polite -

IM FRYING HE DID

DID MAFIOSO JUST TELL CHANCE "SHE WANTED A DIVORCE" 😭

Is this aura or what

HOLY I TOTES FORGOT- GUH
pretty happy day though hehe :3c

I HC HIM AS LIKE 25% VAMPIRE IM GIGGLING

--not pronunciation, grammar xp my bad lol

excluding my mini rant abt pronunciation and regional language in the replies my main pmo of this is the "i never asked" like.. YOU JUST DID?? 🥀

so he wouldn't have said "ich bin berliner" since that implies he's FROM berlin. he's from massachusetts.

"ich bin berliner" : i am from berlin
"ich bin ein berliner" : i am a berliner (part of berlin; one of many)

im familiar with the story too, but i think when some people hear about it they forget entirely about regional words like how theres "hoagie" for subs in nj and firefly or lightning bug

mind you that jfk is NOT from berlin and was giving the speech, you know, IN berlin

worst convo of today:
"omg lol! jfk said he's a jelly-filled donut!"
"what? no, that's not the word they use"
"huh"
"in the region berlin is in, it's called a pfannkuchen, but its berliner or krapfen in other places"
"how do u know"
"i speak german. i have family in germany"
"i never asked"
..☹️

doing the crown was actually so fun especially since ive just started learning abt luster nd minerals now i have a better understanding of how the light reflects and personally i think it turned out really well, i loved making this piece!! :3P

itrapped :3c
#forsakenroblox #forsakenart #homicidalporkchops

let me be a part of the narrative
in the story they will write someday

thanmkb yoiuuu

" you weave lies like the blade you use on me,
cunning and ruthless; but i pity, truly,
baby, i know your love's hurting me and so are you
but i love your cold smile and fiery heart "
#recodedau

and tyy

ill make sure i draw them! :3c

dreary and slenderman make an insane discovery