"There was a NUKE? Why didn't anyone tell me?"
You'd think he'd be the first to notice, given his place of residence.
"Also, long time no see Magolor!"
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"There was a NUKE? Why didn't anyone tell me?"
You'd think he'd be the first to notice, given his place of residence.
"Also, long time no see Magolor!"
"Hasn't Popstar always been like this, Madam President? I'm quite shocked you came to me about this.
Perhaps these new visitors weren't as excessive if we compare the gap between my time of arrival and yours... I wonder if it's something concerning this planet."
Taranza was torn between the Vampire Star or Wheelie Scooter. He favored both, though he wonders if this other machine can provide him with a much needed challenge.
"My ride, you say? Then I shall choose the stylish Rocket Star for this wonderful occasion!"
"From the sky, you say? That must've been a pretty rough landing..."
He starts to wonder if more Popstarians should get insurance with the rise of falling objects. At least no one's hurt, and Stela managed to adjust very swiftly to her new life.
"Could you elaborate on the 'people's wishes' part?"
"A tourney being held in celebration of your birthday? Then I can confirm that I'll most certainly be joining!
My new machine is raring to go, and I've especially yearned to take part in a real competition between Dreamland's most skilled riders...and Marx!"
"Yes, my darling Dreamstalk is truly one of a kind... I'm glad we can both share this sentiment."
Taranza glances back at her with a knowing smirk. He then waves his six hands in unison as a follow-up greeting.
"Charmed! Are you perhaps new to Dreamland, Stela?"
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𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 (and the Multiverse)
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"Unfortunately, such acts of mischief pale in comparison to the luxury of having more than enough limbs to flip off anyone times the power of six!"
31.01.2026 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Alors, it's not like I'd have to worry about that happening to moi... Since I reside in Floralia, and thus do not own property here~!"
31.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Pink robot girl? You must be referring to Madame Susan of HWC...
And consider me double-impressed now!"
"You do taxes here as well? It boggles my mind as to why the Cappies and Waddle Dees haven't thrown a coup d'état by now."
31.01.2026 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"I would've expected such vulgar language from the likes of Marx, or Knuckle Joe; but Kirby?!
I'm so... I'm so... so very proud of them!"
"He said WHAT?"
31.01.2026 03:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"You mean the Dreamstalk? Why, I thought you'd never ask!"
Taranza was positively beaming at the chance to share the details about his treasured landmark.
"You might say it was a team effort... Between I, Taranza, the Floralians, and a miracle born from a seed housing everyone's hopes and dreams."
"Dreamland... Still busseling and resplendent as ever."
He staggers into the hillside view, looking pretty worn out after having traveled a great distance.
"I sure do hope I didn't miss too much since I've been gone!"
"Hm, I might as well acquaint myself with the locals here... alongside whoever wishes to speak to me from Popstar...
14.01.2026 20:50 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0"Yeehaw! Howdy partners!"
*Taranza gives his earnest attempt of a cowboy impression.*
"Y'all reckon I could make for one... helluva 'webslingin' gunslinger'?"
"You haven't quite reached Starman's level yet, though I am eager to watch you ascend to such heights!"
13.01.2026 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"If Meta Knight is so good why isn't there a Meta Knight 2?"
12.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2"If the future is built on dreams, then his dreams are likely made out of pure titanium and you shouldn't try crushing them!"
12.01.2026 23:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"Is more likely to raid your pantry if you leave them unattended for!"
12.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"You have every right to be afraid, so turn back if you're still able!"
12.01.2026 23:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"Breathes fire, which hamsters can apparently do now!"
12.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0-
I'm not that dangerous... right?
"It's the least I could offer to a horrendous cretin that doesn't stop wailing on his opponents when they're already down..."
12.01.2026 22:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"I too will be hopping on this bandwagon, as they say!"
12.01.2026 22:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1