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The Rolfe Dewolfe Show! (And, Earl.)

@rolfedewolfeshow.bsky.social

(roleplay account) The home of the wonderful Rolfe Dewolfe show! And his sidekick Earl, I guess. I, the wonderful Rolfe Dewolfe, shall sign off with my very own 🐺, just to tell us apart! You're a geek. Oh, be quiet, Earl! You're lucky I even shared!

46 Followers  |  7 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2024  |  1.8854

Latest posts by rolfedewolfeshow.bsky.social on Bluesky

This is TERRIBLE news! ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE news! How will the world be graced with the sweet sounds of ROLFE, DEWOLFE?? - 🐺

14.02.2025 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not my fault that you don't know how to change the picture. Ha. - 🤘

26.01.2025 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EARL! What is the MEANING OF THIS? WHY is your PUTRID FACE the profile cover of MY ACCOUNT? - 🐺

26.01.2025 22:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah, why's that? Finally tired of old Beachy there and wanna be with a REAL man?

(🐺)

12.01.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What're you accusing *me* for? I was cleaning my ears with bleach.

(🤘)

12.01.2025 20:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHAT IS THIS? I didn't send that message whatsoever! I don't even type that way!

(🐺)

12.01.2025 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Urg... So long as he stops saying things he shouldn't be.

12.01.2025 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugly ass baby

(🐺)

12.01.2025 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey! I can throw that kid of yours out of a window, y'know!

(🐺)

12.01.2025 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

EARL! I told you, this is PRIVATE!

(🐺)

12.01.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PLEASE. Anything to get me away from his fawning over some stupid redhead who he ran into ONE. TIME.

(🤘)

12.01.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Don't. I don't feel like being stuck *alone* with the geek.

(🤘)

12.01.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What!

(🐺)

12.01.2025 20:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thoroughly hate it here. Billy Bob is the only one without a phone password but all he does is play fucking candy crush with it, all Sun and Moon do all day is sneak off the utility closet to make out or some shit, and I'm stuck watching this geek fawn uncontrollably.

(🤘)

12.01.2025 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jfc i just died a little

(🤘)

12.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmph. I think you'll find that the great Rolfe Dewolfe doesn't need, or want, your sympathy!

(🐺)

12.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Oh, please! What do *you* know?

(🐺)

12.01.2025 20:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Awh no!

12.01.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'd LOVE to watch! 😁

22.12.2024 19:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rolfe?? Now how did you get here!

25.11.2024 15:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't like StarSurfer! 😁 Feel free to get creative, folks!

14.11.2024 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Banned from all Rockafire Explosion shows. 😉

27.10.2024 11:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No.

27.10.2024 11:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I found the fake.

22.10.2024 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey! What do you think this is, bucko?

22.10.2024 07:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you.

20.10.2024 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GET OUT

20.10.2024 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are you a minor

20.10.2024 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

HISSSSSSS

20.10.2024 21:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey who could that be

20.10.2024 21:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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