βHARRISON BADER IS COCK OF NOTHING!!!β
10.10.2025 11:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jasoncfry.bsky.social
Writer, Mets fan, Star Wars dork, genial malcontent.
βHARRISON BADER IS COCK OF NOTHING!!!β
10.10.2025 11:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feel for Kerkering, disliked uniform and all. Hope heβll be OK.
10.10.2025 01:49 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So MLB has no fake runner in extra innings in the postseason because they know, at least on some level, that itβs stupid and makes a mockery of the gameβ¦
β¦nah, I got nothing.
βIβll declare war on you if you donβt give me the peace prizeβ is an incredible bit
09.10.2025 22:16 β π 13493 π 3037 π¬ 399 π 260Hey, I know that everything is terrible right now, but I also have to make money, so I'm going to tell you that A Big Ship at the Edge of the Universe is on SUPER SALE this month! Just $1.99!
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BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here
09.10.2025 13:25 β π 802 π 108 π¬ 15 π 10This really you sir?
09.10.2025 03:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good luck with the next step!
09.10.2025 03:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Heeee. Iβm in Brooklyn with Megan!
09.10.2025 02:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wishing my observant friends a very happy Yankee Elimination Day!
09.10.2025 02:32 β π 50 π 5 π¬ 5 π 0Bonded with my cousin via social media, which grew into a real-world relationship I cherish.
08.10.2025 19:01 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pissy Spike Lee made me chortle.
08.10.2025 01:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never bunt: defector.com/never-bunt
07.10.2025 23:19 β π 39 π 6 π¬ 0 π 2On this day in 1925, Christy Mathewson passed away at the age of 45. One of the most beloved athletes of his era, he was baseballβs first true superstar. Hereβs my painting of him warming up before a game at West Side Park in 1907, based on the photography of Francis P. Burke.
07.10.2025 22:49 β π 36 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0My father was supposedly one of the smartest people in the world, and he hated that elitist nonsense.
He loathed the idea that intelligence is something you're born with, a single trait that can be measured. It leads to eugenics and bad policy.
My latest newsletter:
buttondown.com/charliejane/...
Stopped off in his hometown of Carrabelle, Fla., this spring. The town museum has a nice exhibit in his honor.
06.10.2025 21:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is my proudest achievement.
06.10.2025 21:03 β π 46 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0Good idea, done. Thank you! (And hi!)
05.10.2025 19:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So many opportunities for someone -- anyone! -- to say, "Hmm, let's not do that."
05.10.2025 18:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ha. Decided to stick to being a quarter-assed Saints fan. Which is also pretty painful these days.
05.10.2025 18:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I briefly thought about trying on Jets fandom as a Mets-adjacent experiment and then realized it was the equivalent of voluntarily sticking my hand into a garbage disposal as an experiment.
Whew, that was a close one.
If you can't handle me at my worst (crying in the shower), you don't deserve me at my best (crying in the shower while eating cake)
27.09.2025 17:19 β π 670 π 164 π¬ 8 π 9But yes, this is the story of so many people in my circles. The hollowing out of creativity is so brutal and cruel and helpless ... and so much is being lost, for audiences as well as creators.
05.10.2025 17:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saw my work disappear for reasons that were about my specific situation, gave up and got a day job doing something vaguely adjacent. Kicked the shit out of myself for that decision but in fact I was early ... and, I now realize, lucky.
05.10.2025 17:45 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cap Bingo update: Apparently Saturday night in the East Village is good hunting? Racked up ARZ, TOR, KC and SAC in like a three-block stretch. Absolutely baffling.
05.10.2025 17:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not quite cultural holes, but I was juuuust too old for the NES and watching Friends to be "well of course" things. Two slightly odd near-misses.
05.10.2025 17:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wrote something years ago on Alien as a character movie. In case it's of interest!
04.10.2025 12:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh. Why are people such people?
03.10.2025 13:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That parenthetical is so emblematic of our era; I smiled but also winced. Good luck with the renovation and the attendant frustrations!
03.10.2025 13:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He should have been scared of his teammatesβ glove work.
03.10.2025 01:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0