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Actually I'm going to start blaming Mr Beast for MatPats retirement

My eldest is a pre teen who's hyperfixation is horror game playthroughs they watch on the main house TV. I'm the parental control. Me not consenting to youtube & uk gov scanning me or my child with potential AI or making us upload ID is invasive & protects no one. It's not about protecting children.

Stop calling me hun, sis, girl, queen it's fucking grotesque
You don't address a fun guy this way

There are some things I need people to realise when they attempt to "bully me" online
1 I'm non binary & queer
2 I'm autistic adhd
3 grew up on a north English council estate in the 90s
4 I went to all girls school
5 I've got 4 brothers
This might all seem irrelevant.
But it means you're late lol

Americans talking about Land of the Free when your government literally keeps all your cheese in caves in Springfield, Missouri.
Why you eating that tasteless orange health violation?

And you're worrying about whatever fox news tells you is the problem? Greatest Country on Earth. Dear me

What Americans won't realise is when I see the first two I'm reminded of the second two.
I'm from north England. The second two are Ian Brady and Myra Hindley. Between 1963 & 1965 they murdered & assaulted multiple children in my area. Myra also tried to get off on a plea like it was all Ians fault

I saw I, Robot at 11. I won't be participating

Jeremy Corbyn & Zarahs new left party has over 600k sign ups

Another interesting point to mention if any of you haven't noticed. You tend to see 🇮🇱🇺🇦 in some people's bios. The latter of those flags when their shit "kicked off" in 2022 specifically, they evac'ed. They treated Black students AWFULLY during all that.

"I'm not convinced aliens exist because any intelligent life would watch earth for 2 minutes & immediately start b*mbing Tel Aviv"

- unknown. twitter

And that's why Americas gonna collapse

Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are literally just the same breathy Paris Hilton "dumb blonde" stereotype and honestly I forget there's two of them and that they're different people
Ones licking some dudes shoe the others going on about her blonde hair blue eyes in a shitty levi ad

Most intelligent american

Lazy effort, Vlad. No potato for you.

Honey please not in front of the baby

Lol don't argue with me on bluesky I use it for quote tweet format

Honestly I'm English
I'm just mad she was compared to Zarah Sultana

bsky.app/profile/zara...

Sorry America

Queen... Google Zarah Sultana then pack up your act

University of Oxford student Emma Watson due in court tomorrow Oxford University student and Harry Potter star Emma Watson is due in High Wycombe Magistrates’ Court tomorrow.

www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2531448...

Hermione did 8mph over the speed limit and that's fuckin news apparently

England and America protecting Israel:

"Oh its so hard for ME as a neurotypical parent to look after my neurodivergent child they're hard work" , susan... my entire family including my mum, me and my kids are neurodivergent.

SHUT THE WHOLE FUCK UP
I'll detach my jaw like a snake and swallow your entire head.

One of my most genuine and humble suggestions to all of you for yourselves is grow food and learn to forage and look into sustaining and start things like community pantries. Alot of us learned how to make sourdough in covid, you can learn this. Even if its not useful yes it is ❤️

Not a single American I follow is celebrating 4th July. They're all land back communist types saying fuck the government and I think that's beautiful

Having to explain to my white north English 11 year old that "chat are we cooked" is based on AAVE as are half the new slang he says and getting "bruh" as the response. Youtubers have alot to answer for

If you think cops deserve a raise but not bin men or fire fighters, I sincerely hope you step bare foot in dog shit

And while we're at it, why are Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington dead?

You lot CRUCIFIED Michael Jackson for all that. The media and everything. And they fucking killed him.
Yet you're electing Donald Trump and cheering Diddy.

The hypocrisy of this world makes me sick to my stomach