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strava saying my effort was a cool 420 of made up statistics

strava saying my effort was a cool 420 of made up statistics

nice

07.12.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
me making a dumb joke from a terrible dbl skit from like 40 years ago. also my cool bike

me making a dumb joke from a terrible dbl skit from like 40 years ago. also my cool bike

Hey Tiny Elvis, check out that guitar pick

oh man, that thing is huuuuuuge

07.12.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They should invent a library that serves beers.

26.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 17

*Bsky voice*
HERE IS WHY YOU ARE WRONG
HOW DARE YOU
IS THIS VIOLENCE TO ME

25.11.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

go bears

23.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big dog, little dog: classic match up. why would ai take it away from us?

22.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
my squidcross, my favorite bike

my squidcross, my favorite bike

this rips!

22.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sick! saw them last night, they ripped

22.11.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have some of those in a parts bin from a previous life

22.11.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rusty’s squid cross set up with a flat bar

Rusty’s squid cross set up with a flat bar

these cool Nitto Shred bars that my bud got at Blue Lug

these cool Nitto Shred bars that my bud got at Blue Lug

put a flat bar on my SCX bike

22.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

21.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6330    πŸ” 783    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 146

I just had to explain this post to my partner and honestly I'm jealous she is that unaware about any of this

18.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. In frame one Calvin opens a door and says, "Hey Dad, I'm doing a traffic safety poster. Do you have any ideas for a slogan?" Frame 2: Dad, who's prepping to ride his mountain bike, says, "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"
Frame 3: Calvin, walking away, says, "Thanks, Dad. I'll go ask Mom." Dad responds from out-of-frame, "Why? That's a great slogan!"

Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. In frame one Calvin opens a door and says, "Hey Dad, I'm doing a traffic safety poster. Do you have any ideas for a slogan?" Frame 2: Dad, who's prepping to ride his mountain bike, says, "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'" Frame 3: Calvin, walking away, says, "Thanks, Dad. I'll go ask Mom." Dad responds from out-of-frame, "Why? That's a great slogan!"

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, one of the greatest comic strips of all time, was born on this day, November 18, 1985 -- December 31, 1995.

And Calvin's dad remains a beacon of inspiration to cyclists everywhere.

18.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10
18.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

traffic these days is just out of control

16.11.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grant’s Clem

Grant’s Clem

hella bikes

hella bikes

me doing a Probably Riding impersonation

me doing a Probably Riding impersonation

Submarine green Atlantis, a beaut

Submarine green Atlantis, a beaut

Stopped by Rivendell’s HQ today, got to ride some bikes including Grant’s Clem Smith Jr.

15.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grant’s Clem

Grant’s Clem

hella bikes

hella bikes

me doing a Probably Riding impersonation

me doing a Probably Riding impersonation

Submarine green Atlantis, a beaut

Submarine green Atlantis, a beaut

Stopped by Rivendell’s HQ today, got to ride some bikes including Grant’s Clem Smith Jr.

15.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

check out a Surly Preamble

15.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fun to have it be a porsche for a change and not a bmw or a tesla, hope you're okay

13.11.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
my shit all fucked

my shit all fucked

πŸŒ€

08.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know 😭

must have shifted into the spokes and got all fucked

08.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rusty’s derailleur all fucked up

Rusty’s derailleur all fucked up

my dog working on my bike but it was all fucked

my dog working on my bike but it was all fucked

Blew up my derailleur 😭😭

08.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was hoping the video was going to have a sad trombone playing over it

07.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tentacles in the eye? isn’t that a dr. octagon song?

06.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a freckle in my iris (partial heterochromia) which is rare, I didn’t know a freckle in a retina was possible

06.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
the sacramento kings defeat the golden state warriors 121-116

the sacramento kings defeat the golden state warriors 121-116

Light dat

06.11.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
infinity dog

infinity dog

Ouro-GoodDog-Boros

03.11.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dang Jacked-tober

01.11.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Chat Pile release day to all who celebrate

31.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The new vinyl record from Chat Pile and Hayden Pedigo β€œIn the Earth Again”

The new vinyl record from Chat Pile and Hayden Pedigo β€œIn the Earth Again”

The new @chatpileband.bsky.social/Hayden Pedigo? You know that’s getting a Rusty’s Recommendation πŸ‘

28.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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