Esther Ciammachilli

Jim Toole

We’ll be closed until 3pm on Tuesday to attend the Admiral’s funeral at Arlington (it’s a two-year wait).

These roses don’t give a f**k that it’s below freezing in D.C. They bloomin.

It’s time to let a woman take Harrison Butker’s job.

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It's that time of year, when the Trans-Siberian Orchestra comes out of the dark and reminds the world that Christmas music can also melt faces.

We don’t talk about Bad Santa enough when we’re talking about Christmas movies. It’s solid and actually quite touching. Featuring John Ritter (RIP) and Bernie Mac (RIP)

We don’t talk about Bad Santa enough when we’re talking about Christmas movies. It’s solid and actually quite touching. Featuring John Ritter (RIP) and Bernie Mac (RIP)

I got a new cat recently and she drinks my bath water. I am her new queen.

STORE: Your order is coming from inside the house.

I can hear my mid-20s neighbors playing “Closer to Fine” on their guitars and singing. I, a late-40s lesbian, want to tell them, “I was there when the magic was written, kids. I’ll tell you about the pagan celebration of the sacred feminin called Lilithfair that roamed the land. It was the 1990s.”

You’ve raised her well. Please tell me you’re showing her other Indigo Girls songs. If not, might I recommend their compilation live album 1200 Curfews.

I can hear my mid-20s neighbors playing “Closer to Fine” on their guitars and singing. I, a late-40s lesbian, want to tell them, “I was there when the magic was written, kids. I’ll tell you about the pagan celebration of the sacred feminin called Lilithfair that roamed the land. It was the 1990s.”

If you could “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind” someone from your memory would you and why?

Punk af

Home sick today with the toddler in my life. My new name is “Esther mommy” and I can already sing every song from Cocomelon, Dr. Baby Shark, and SuperKitties. The old me wouldn’t recognize the new me. Other than being force fed children’s shows I kinda love this new life.

Remember when the entire Pentagon press corps walked out *together* refusing to sign a new press policy?

When is the White House press corps going to stand up for their *female* colleagues who are routinely insulted -- called "Piggy" and "Stupid" -- by the president?

Happy thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving meal prepped, cooked, eaten, enjoyed, cleared, and cleaned, aaaannnnndd … in bed at 7:19 p.m. Nailed it! Good night. See you on the radio in the morning.

The first American Pope visiting Turkey on his first Thanksgiving Day as Pope is a bit on the nose. #thanksgiving

Don't forget the shrimps!

“Still punk af,” I whisper to myself as I divide all the medications I have to take every day into a weekly pill organizers.

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I hate gay Thanksgiving. What do you mean you’re not making turkey and instead making Sweet and Sour Peasant Soup?

That’s walking on the wild side.

“Still punk af,” I whisper to myself as I divide all the medications I have to take every day into a weekly pill organizers.

this is the only right answer

What’s he singing?
Wrong answers only.

Every meal for the foreseeable future.

Every meal for the foreseeable future.

The U.S. House was nearly unanimous in its vote to release the Epstein files — 427-1. The lone ‘nay’ vote was Rep. Clay Higgins (R-LA). The bill now goes to the Senate.

The vote comes the same day Epstein survivors spoke out against President Trump on the Hill. #epsteinfiles

Thank you, Doug!