Molly Encrypted

I'm never going to understand why people read Dream-Quest and came out of it shipping Carter/Nyarlathotep.

Like, maybe I can see it as an SCP-3999 deal, but I don't think Nyarlathotep gives enough of a shit to put that much effort in.

I'm going to have to get into TWICE now, partly because they appear on the KPDH soundtrack and sound great, but mostly because their Puppy Interview is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. They were so nice to those sleepy doggies.

It's like interpreting 'when kids start learning numeracy skills they should start with basic addition' as 'we should never teach anybody complex mathematics'. Blatantly absurd. When doing *anything* new surely it's just good sense to start at the most accessible and approachable point.

This is why I'm more of a fan of Jane Austen in *concept* than in practice. Love what she was doing, do not love reading her doing it.

Like, if I were in any way hearing-impaired this accessibility feature would not be doing much to improve my access to this programme. (Better than nothing, but still, surely they can do better.)

Y'know, given that the Strictly results show is pre-recorded, you'd think they'd be able to pre-write their captions rather than being out of sync by live-TV-necessity and going 'oops, didn't catch that, let's have nothing for half the conversation and then thrown in a blatantly incorrect word.'

If Jinu comes back as some kind of benign spirit in a KPDH sequel, I think it would be cool to see him acting as a psychopomp of sorts. It's a good reversal of his previous role as a demon, and a shout-out to his mythic origins - this is, after all, what the Jeoseung Saja *are*.

Growing up is about wondering why Strictly bothers having a judging panel if nobody wants to be judged.
Why are you booing the guy telling you what you need to improve on, he's right!

If there is one kind of ad that should *always* be skippable, it is ads for horror media, and yet in my experience they *never* are.

I'm starting to get the impression that Transformers comics don't know what to do with Elita besides make her antagonistic.

Late to the party but the fact that the Snyderbros took out their anger at James Gunn on a *fucking dog* is so wild.
It's a dog. It's a happy silly fluffball who does not know it is in a film. It doesn't know who Snyder is. It's literally just a dog. Leave it alone.

Pacific Rim where everyone is Newt and Hermann

I'd never want to take representation away from any group, but I'm really not sure why that one fan wiki and merch shirt gave Mira a Slavic(?) family name.
Being of mixed heritage is so important to Zoey and Rumi, so if that applied to Mira you'd really think it would have come up.

It's a way of taking a pair of songs they wrote to hurt each other and transforming them into a showstopping narrative collab that is also a metaphor for punching Gwi-Ma in the face.

I just know that in an AU where the Saja Boys and HUNTR/X joined forces they co-headline a concert that opens with the sickest mashup of 'Your Idol' and 'Takedown' imaginable.

Controversial opinion: Beast Wars Megatron/Optimus Primal shouldn't count as MegOp any more than Deathsaurus/Star Saber would.

I need her!

This was in my feed right above a photograph of a red-tailed hawk, which I think we can all agree is far better than Oat Goo.

This is Enzo. He's on his first walk outside. It is a very big world, and he has very little legs. Which is why he has to get going if he's going to see all of it. 12/10 (IG: enzothe.weenie)

So tiny...

*goes into ship tag*
*sees bunch of posts equal parts about another ship I am not interested in*
*sees reposts of art I've already seen*
*sees compilation of random uncredited fanart*
*sees new fic updates but all for ones that don't appeal to me*
*leaves ship tag*

TF1 Orion Pax thinks he's a Manic Pixie Dream Girl in a romantic comedy, and the film spends its entire runtime ruthlessly disabusing him of that notion.

Rodimus Prime is the Ezri Dax of Transformers

Shadow, to keep with the S-theme?

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Hasbro gave the design to a cheap, basic toy to test how well it would work in a physical form before making a proper Riptide, but still, why give it to Elita?
Nevertheless, it's a fun nod to the first ever Elita toy being a boat and she wears it well.

Riptide, a character with zero toyline presence from an out-of-print comic published by a company that no longer has the Transformers license, is just a really random pick for a hypothetical mouldmate. That's all.

The reason it's so weird that Cyberworld Elita shares a body-type with Riptide isn't that Riptide's a dude. Glyph and 'Lady Cliffjumper' share a mould with Bumblebee, Road Rage shares with Tracks, Slipstream *theoretically* shares with Starscream and the other Seekers, and it's *fine*.

Imagine looking at a bright pink robot with a helmet shaped like a butterfly and thinking she doesn't look feminine enough. Couldn't be me.

The Blokees Classic/Champion Class Ironhide figure, repainted in Generation 1 Dion's colours. He is T-posing in front of a laptop.

Also there was no conceivable way of making this figure into Airachnid or Jazz, but mostly because I think Dion deserves better.

I am aware that Dion features in the film even less than Ironhide, but that's the point. Dion gets left out of every Optimus origin, and nobody's done anything with him since the Wings Universe comics. I feel bad for him being fridged and forgotten, & I wanted to give OP and Elita their friend back.