Vijay Pemmaraju

david ✴️ (@l.ifelike1) on Threads

i think we've taken this too far

https://www.threads.com/@l.ifelike1/post/DNAD7RfOzol

tater tots are better

Homemade Crispy Hash Browns These crispy, homemade hash browns are quick, easy, and family-friendly, making them perfect as a side dish for any breakfast or brunch on weekdays or weekends.

source https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/57783/emilys-famous-hash-browns/

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deconstructed hash browns

never gonna give you my hash browns
never gonna let you eat them

the day llms can shitpost as well as me, i'm merging into the singularity

which is actually one big organic lifeform that resembles a hash brown

Photo by vijay pemmaraju on August 05, 2025. May be a Twitter screenshot of bread and text that says 'Trending now What are Whatpeoplearesaying saying, summarizedby byAI> by Hashbrowns 12K posts'.

top of trending, we did it y'all

eagerly awaiting the hash brown cinematic universe

this is all just an elaborate mcdonald's marketing campaign, everyone's in on it except you

hash browns remind me a lot of my tennis racket

i just dropped like 7 bangers in a row and algo senpai is like miss me with that shi

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always look at the y-axis

popular to contrary belief, a hash brown is actually just an indian man who is very good at securely storing your passwords

anyone that thinks 9-9-6 is a good idea is limiting their hiring pool to single unmarried workers.

no one with kids can sustain such a lifestyle. i'd much rather be home with my kids eating hash browns

i love to suck the ketchup packet that comes with my hash browns

hash is love, browns are life

monthly income: $1,500
rent: $400
utilities: $100
internet: $60
groceries: $200
transportation: $150
hashbrowns: $4350

someone who is good at the economy please help me
my family is dying

me to my investment portfolio: u up

excited to announce a new hashing optimization algorithm i've been working on.

it's called hash browning

vash frowns

bashhrowns

um.

why

if i'm a shitposter i guess that makes you all my little shitpostees

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me when every major ai shop releases an update on the same day

what is it with ai companies and big releases that all happen on the same day?

so so excited about this, been tinkering around with it for some time now and the creative unlocks are just limitless

RE: https://www.threads.com/@luokai/post/DM-zLzuIka-

accidentally benched 20 points heavier than i meant to at the gym whoops

hate when that happens

accidentally benched 10 pounds heavier than i meant to at the gym whoops

the best thing about ai in software engineering is the job security.

it can generate bugs at astounding rates

the next big technological leap forward will be consumer robotics.

^ manifesting so i can have a robot fold my laundry