yesterday jasmine and I found out one of my great grandmother's name was 'John Smith' and I kid you not she asked my mom about 4X if she was serious lmfao

i'm sorry little backwoods baby... I cannot understand wth you are saying even tho you are so adorable 😭🥹

we gave this wedding a 4/10 btw

grilled spaghetti has changed my life wth

we will be rating the dress, venue, food & overall experience (aka vibes)

at a wedding & we finna rate it like like we on TV

hanging with great grandma aka zoinked making her giggle with conspiracy theories

we was with the yt's leaning about moths at like 10 at night lmaooo

jasmine's & I definition of being outside is quite literally being outside...cause why tf was we in the bum fuck nowhere of ohio just for a festival about a fruit 🤭

in this week's version of the L word basketball edition..they finna fight the refs fr

when they ask me for separate checks when i'm out with jasmine it feels like an hate crime lowkey

in this evening's L word basketball commentary the old lady gang team just beat this other one by like 50+ goddamn lmfaooo

in true hater fashion, my grandfather & Michigan fan is only watching the OSU game to root for their downfall

as you age they say your bones shrink but my great grandmother is turning 93 this year and she's still towering over everyone at almost 6ft 😭

i think the lyft driver realized we were dykes & started playing kehlani #respectfully

#happypride

one thing about my wife...is she loves a man that sucks dick I am CRYING

3 edibles deep & clapping like I know what's going on

on today's adventure i'm at the memorial golf tournament ???

I have no gender my auntie told me I remind her of Lenny Kravitz

at least I got a fit off fr

at a wine tasting getting compliments on my cute little shoes....whole time my feet hurt so fucking bad lmfao

i literally consented to get poked with tiny needles on my back multiple times & she tells me to sit in this room to suffer until she gets back...like wth

getting an allergy test & it feels like BDSM

we were in tears that was like TWO YEARS ago she said that lmfao

jas & I saw one of my guy friend's I haven't seen in a few years & the first thing he said to jasmine was "you remember me? you were the one who told me I needed a lineup"

it's raining hard as hell but i'm still taking my ass outside for my silly little walk!

waking up to me and my wife's cycles being synched is some kind of april fools joke brought to us by mother nature

overwhelmed with so much gratitude I started crying lmfao happy friday!

turns out I don't hate the gym I just needed a sweetie pie of a wife to help me stay motivated 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽🩷