Zensational

Guh me next

That warning can't stop me cause I can't read!

What happens when not possessed tho?
Just a doll lying pn the floor?
Oh no what if someone finds it?!

Sometimes I think that a lot of us are getting increasingly tired of pretending violence isn't the answer and I'm not talking about the kind with a survival rate.
Anyone who knowingly and willingly uses power to take from others with self serving intent forfeits ownership of their skull. Remove it.

Can I stop getting consequences and start getting some prosequences.

Please!? They're not even from my actions, I do nothing and yet suffer for it.

Mom: ok go do this
Me: ok doing this doing this
Mom: OR you could...
My brain: ERR ABORT CRITICAL FAILURE
ME: WHY DO YOU DO THIS
Mom: I'm just giving options
Me: I DON'T WANT OPTIONS I want to know what the FUCK I'm doing!

if I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there'd be signs (I'd autobuy stuff like this every time)

I'ma say it. Lowering speed limits and making roads more bendy to force everyone to slow down will not make roads safer, it'll make driving more boring, drivers that pay less attention, and worse, drivers whos brains are on auto pilot. Increase training and increase engagement to keep drivers safe.

This bunny gives me overwhelmoing feral urges

Year of the wood snake huh?
Gonna be a bunch of snake hypno?
Most of it probably snake girls with "wood"?
Bring it on.

Imagine a world where instead of actual sound, whenever someone speaks it appears in a speech bubble as actual text. If you do not read what they say you don't "hear" them.
Now imagine you're dyslexic or the bubble appears behind stuff and you can't see the text. Audio processing disorder is wild.

Forgor to reply to this one but I love it <3

Oh your boyfriend is so great? He looks like he gors 3 to fist @tbrwolf.bsky.social

Men love the Romans because it was one of the few times it was ok for men to wear skirts and still be considered attractive.

It's funny the number of "christmas songs" there sre that have fucking nothing to do with christmas and are just about experiencing life in the snowy american winter.
No, just because it's about a sleigh does not make jingle bells a christmas song. We used them in winter before we had cars!

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

Just lock those legs behind my head and squeeze those thighs till you start to hear the ice crack~

Don't need to tell me twice, though a bit of shoving doesn't hurt~

Some lovely art of my sister self Frost from my darling friend @kessy97.bsky.social
Absolutely loving it

Bitch ass full moon looking like an ever present png stuck on the skybox tonight

It's called yapping and it's how we FLIRT

now c'mere sweetcheeks and lemmy tell ya the entire lore of...

Guh can I be one?

Do you think cogs and gears look at sawblades like they're some kind of horrific monster what with having so many teeth and them all being razor sharp?

Me: I would spend sn ungodly amount of money to get my hands on that thing
Someone: oh yeah? How much?
Me: like... I dunno, too much, like... more than $30 I might even go up to $34

"I want to be happy, not horny" why can't it be both? Why does horny always have to be bad? Why does a sexual appetite make you deviant or wrong?

Horny is fun, hilarious exciting.
Being happy is nice, but being happy AND horny? Best mood.

Be happy
Be horny
Be you

Go fuck around and have fun

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Oh go on worth a try

At least this year the shops had the decency to actually wait until december before playing the Christmas music, that being said, I was in the shop for 20 minutes and already want to scream.

What is consciousness but a fleeting whisp if life amongst death