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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J

@n5iln.bsky.social

Welcome to my world, population: 100 squirrels and a nut. All opinions and advocacies are 100% my own. I’m not perfect, I’m not for everyone, and I’m still learning. If that doesn’t suit you, move along. 'Nuff said.

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He already has at least two other targets in mind: Greenland and Cuba.

01.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And here we have the new Big Lie.

01.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fair enough.

01.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*sigh* I do wish people wouldn't use that word to refer to such people. That word refers to something with warmth, depth, and feeling. Those people exhibit NONE of those qualities.

01.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow. That was an easy one to pick out.
Blocked preemptively. My blood pressure does NOT need that.

01.03.2026 02:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not a bad idea.

01.03.2026 02:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is NOT just Bell's palsy.

01.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And he did it because he was jealous of the President who negotiated the original deal.

28.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fair point.

28.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So why do we need to obliterate them again? As Colbert asked, were they "rebliterated" in the meantime?

28.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

*2025

28.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first question to be asked is what sort of kompromat he has on each of them.

28.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Am I the only one to notice that he and his cronies always choose Orwellian names for their little kaffeeklatsches?

28.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Oh, but they weren't AMERICAN children, so it's all right!"

We've seen this movie before. It doesn't have a happy ending.

28.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
Sleepy owl found resting among items on a New York antique store shelf Shoppers in upstate New York month turned up a rare find while perusing a local antique store this month: a live owl resting peacefully among items on a shelf.

Courtesy of @heymerle on Tumblr: "Extremely lifelike." :) apnews.com/article/owl-...

28.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 143    🔁 33    💬 4    📌 4

I thought we did that about eight months ago. So why attack SCHOOLS? Why kill CHILDREN?

I thought you were "pro-life".

28.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How much did Netanyahu promise him by way of payment for this?

28.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ANYTHING to distract people from the #TrumpEpsteinFiles.

ANYTHING.

28.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

28.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It makes me wonder what Netanyahu promised him by way of payment.

28.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We had a deal to keep Iran from getting nukes!

Trump backed out of it because he wanted to own Obama. Iran kept following its end of the deal for a year anyway, begging Trump to reenter the deal.

Trump literally backed out of the no nukes deal and then initiated a war because of nukes. Insanity.

28.02.2026 13:04 — 👍 1001    🔁 340    💬 23    📌 15

Just another of his Tweets that aged like fine milk.

28.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A school is "military infrastructure"?
Children are "targets"?

I look forward to you explaining your statements to the International Criminal Court.

28.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Huh. I thought it was "exonerated".

28.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Goblin looked wary, but excited. "And you say this will infect all those who come in contact with it, and they shall never be free of it?

"Precisely," I replied. "So use it carefully and do NOT open it until you are far from here." And I handed her the jar of glitter.

28.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'Morning, Blue Crew. It's the official end of the month. March promises to be both warmer and busier. One of those is most definitely good.
Time for coffee. Everything else will follow on.

Non illegitimi carborundum!

28.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump calls this a “war”. This is officially an impeachable offense.

28.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 830    🔁 219    💬 40    📌 5
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How “pro-life” of them.

28.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIP Neil Sedaka. 😢

28.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0