Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J

Tell the federal authorities they can find all the ANTIFA they want buried at Arlington Cemetery

'Morning, Blue Crew. It's not AS cold on this Freja's Day, but it's still cold. As usual, coffee will be my personal antifreeze this morning.
Non illegitimi carborundum!

Relatable…

The evening is starting off with absolutely clear skies and next to no wind. The full moon makes it very pretty, but I just don't do cold that well anymore, so I'll glance outside the window every so often and be satisfied.

I hope the firm gets paid up front and in cash. He isn't known for honoring his debts.

Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot, over?

What the hell did those kids unleash when they ran across Area 51 about ten years ago?

I look forward to the next President pulling it down, along with the "ballroom" and the "arch".

At least you were still in the bathroom.

She found a way to get her student loans paid off before she graduated.

I knew it was going to be a cold start when I looked out the window and saw the moon's glow. Completely clear sky and no wind. Yay for remote start!

'Morning, Blue Crew. It's 21F/-6C this morning. Think I'm going without coffee? Think again.
Non illegitimi carborundum!

She isn't "too much".
They aren't enough.

Yep.

We know John Bowman would, and so would G.I. Joke.

Watch for flying ketchup…

Henceforth let him be known as G.I. Joke.

And the sneakers.

'Morning, Blue Crew. Up and over the hump today, and it's going to be a chilly one. Coffee isn't just going to be my energizer this morning...it'll also be my personal antifreeze.

Meatball mozz sounds really good.

*whistles appreciatively*

Trust me, it could be worse. I still recall the day, when I was a truck driver, that I passed a Tim Horton's in Ontario and saw snowmobiles in the drive-thru lane, patiently waiting to pick up their orders.

Yep, the map agrees with you. At least you don't need snowshoes to get around, though.

'Morning, Blue Crew. Coffee first, everything else afterward.
Non illegitimi carborundum!

The proper followup would have been "That wasn't what I asked you. Did Admiral Bradley order the second strike? Yes or no."

An Amazon invention meant to get people to order things online.

'Morning, Blue Crew. Sleep was elusive last night, so I'm hoping today will be calmer than the usual Monday. Coffee is essential this morning.
Non illegitimi carborundum!

I don't care for IPA, myself, but that's just me. I was permanently spoiled the first time I had actual German beer.

Wait...did I read the reports correctly that this paper was submitted in an upper-division Psychology class? I would be referring this student for remedial English and Composition classes, and making those classes a requirement for graduation.