Shar A- can’t even find a bookmark

Would never deprive myself of George

Blood test done.
No lollipop.
Just a slap around the face, and sent on my way.
Being a grown up is rubbish.

I’m in a doctor’s surgery, and it’s wall-to-wall Christmas songs.
It doesn’t get any better than this.

I like rats.

This is not a slagging off pigeons space so don’t bother

Huh huh huh

When I see kids kicking them, I shoot them, and then their parents.

Pigeons get a bad rap, don’t they?
I think they’re proper lads.
Shitting lads. But proper lads nonetheless. After all they did for us during the war.

Hopefully final blood test this morning, I’ve spent 2025 as a human pin cushion.

Monty the ragdoll cat

Can’t get over him sometimes

Did a cat write this

It really upsets me.

Taking pictures of strangers and posting them online for braying morons to mock the individual is such an awful cunt move.

Yes! I find it hard to express in words my love for Abbey Road.

I don't think any band will ever have the same impact they did.

Beautiful songs.

Ahh that's lovely!

Not being dramatic but sometimes I feel like crying about how much I love the Beatles.

Something about running someone over

ah phew.

Just made a little quip at work and absolutely nobody laughed.

A kindle will let you filter what’s unread!

useless tits is very harsh

Can’t even find a bookmark?

Now that’s my kind of birthday celebration!

It’s the very least I deserve.

I know. I’m a fucking disgrace.

Oooh I like this!

You can write the most innocent of posts and people will still try and snippy at you about something.
It’s so weird.