Dolfan Dumpy 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽

He's a piece of shit

A green comet at centre. Numerous star dots.

Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon). 9 October 2025. 🔭 🧪 🎨 #astrophotography #SciArt #photography #StormHour #ThePhotoHour

Am I the only one who hopes that Johnson & Johnson (maker of Tylenol - okay, before brand spin-off) sues the absolute shit out of Trump?

You can't threaten people with a good time...

I'm 54 !
I FEEL YOU BROTHER
🤣🤣🤣

Brian Allen

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For many years I would joke that the last time they won a super bowl, I was in diapers and that the next time they win the super bowl, I might be in diapers again.

That joke was funny in my 20's-40's, but at age 55, that joke has lost it's luster...

#depends

Good for him. Tell him to cherish every minute and not take it for granted.

I think we all have learned that the hard way....

My son is a Jags fan. He's lost his voice from celebrating....
💯🎯 brother !

Jimmy Kimmel’s ratings bonanza continues | CNN Business Newfound enthusiasm about the ABC late-night show host is not evaporating after just one monologue.

💰💰💰 Trump would hate if you reposted that Jimmy Kimmel’s ratings bonanza continues!!!

Plot twist:

The chili was bad and poisoned him.

And they're all MAGA's

Because They Gave Their Souls
Willingly To The Chumpster.......

So depressing what they have become

To think the last time they made a super bowl, I was 14.

41 years ago. How long did it take the Red Sox in the Cubs to make it back to world series?

They have to be getting close to that...

I got to experience them. Which makes the past years extra awful ☹️

a man with gray hair and a beard is standing in front of a rock wall ALT: a man with gray hair and a beard is standing in front of a rock wall

I do know a person who got to experience happy #dolphins times once....

I guess so...

That was a fun day

I want to be this happy about my team someday

#dolphins #finsup

There's always next year.

The thing that’s most surprising about Bill Belichick’s professional downfall is that it did not happen with the Dolphins. Usually, Miami is the place legends come to get rich and fail. So that’s a positive, right? #FinsUp🐬

Bitch you learn to speak English first, just because English speaking Europeans dumped yalls criminally insane ancestors over here MTG, that doesn't mean what yall speak English. Maga fucked up yall's so- called English so bad Black folks had to slang it up, just to make that shit, make sense

Bad Bunny rolling into the Super Bowl with a demonic sexual performance in Spanish.

As a #dolphins fan, all I can say is

And the 1972 Miami Dolphins continue to celebrate. #nfl

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Castro v. Guevara is an objectively hilarious name for a case

Portland never stops being Portland.