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Dolfan Dumpy πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡²πŸ‡½

@dadzone513.bsky.social

I speak in sarcasm. MAGA hater.

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Don't look at me. I was wearing protection and I pulled out way before....

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ESPN REPORT: Miami is 'DEFINITELY IN' on Malik Willis ESPN REPORT: Miami is β€œDEFINITELY IN” on Malik Willis Dan Graziano and Jeremy Fowler of ESPN put out a column Sunday morning with the latest BUZZ they are hearing ahead of NFL Free Agency, which starts in one week.

ESPN REPORT: Miami is 'DEFINITELY IN' on Malik Willis

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Thoughts and prayers πŸ™πŸ™

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Source: Dolphins rank first, Steelers worst in NFLPA survey For the third consecutive year, the Dolphins ranked first overall in the NFL Players Association annual report cards, according to survey results obtained by ESPN. The Steelers finished in last place.

FINALLY!!!! Our #dolphins are #1 at something!!!!

Source: Dolphins rank first, Steelers worst in NFLPA survey - ABC7 New York share.google/Kc58bupBNah0...

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You learn something new everyday.

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If I could be totally honest, I don't blame them.

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Guess not

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Thanks for the reminder, asshole. #dolphins

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β€œOn paper that was an obvious decision it was Miami all the way” Drew Brees almost ending up on Nick Saban’s Miami Dolphins is one of the greatest β€œwhat-ifs” in NFL history

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I stand with the US Women's Olympic Hockey Team Gold Medal Winners! πŸ† πŸ’ͺ

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On behalf of the #dolphins, no thank you.

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Netflix really wants me to watch The Rip but I've had my fill after watching my wife give 2 natural births.

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It's the 80s! MST3K Marathon Stream YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000

Now playing ▢️ #MST3K
It's the 80's!
(So, ya know I'm down!)

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I won't be watching

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Imagine winning an Olympic gold medal in men's hockey and then *immediately* destroying every bit of that coolness by partying with a graspy little dork like Kash Patel.

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FUCK ICE

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Obama and Trump on Area 51

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🀣

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Well...

It's true... 🀣

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a baby in a striped shirt is covering his face with his hand and says `` dear lort '' . ALT: a baby in a striped shirt is covering his face with his hand and says `` dear lort '' .

Bro... 🀣🀣🀣

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Another Trump voter regrets voting for Trump

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a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .

Oh well. This is what they voted for.

🀷🀷🀷🀷

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Megyn Kelly, Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi and Karolin Leavitt, each speaking or appearing serious. Text above reads, What’s the name of this band? with a drum emoji. The top caption says Flock of Sieg Heils with a skull emoji.

Megyn Kelly, Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi and Karolin Leavitt, each speaking or appearing serious. Text above reads, What’s the name of this band? with a drum emoji. The top caption says Flock of Sieg Heils with a skull emoji.

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