Robin Hitchcock

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Also realizing I failed to report on the animated shorts. They're fine! Forevergreen is my pick to win because it a) looks cool b) chooses emotional violence

I need someone to tell me not to watch this year's Oscar-nominated documentary shorts. I am not winning the Death Race! I am at capacity for contemplating horrors!

...but 4/5 are available to me on streaming

I made Collin watch this last night and he had far too many questions about the slap economy

Sinners! Sinnurs! Sinnérs! (I'm sorry)

Was still flaky af

I slugged my way through the depths of winter

Update: you can now rent Martin Supreme for $20 (I recommend watching Center Stage instead, it is on Tubi)

"Woof."

I truly love one-word Letterboxd reviews like "cute!" or "yikes"

Listing "making a cup of tea and immediately forgetting about it" under special skills

Jordan definitely nailed the "wouldn't you like to see me give an even more moving version of this acceptance speech??" assignment

I didn't get my push notie until after voting closed so yes

I highly recommend this short especially to all the sickos

in a quantum bored/stressed state

That said! If he does not win, I will absolutely subscribe to the "Timmy deprived himself of an Oscar by dissing live performance" theory with magnificent schadenfraude

Something to keep in mind for your Oscar predix is Timmy Hates Opera and Ballet discourse didn't really pick up until after the Oscars voting period closed! Plus the whole BlueSky is not real life of it all.

I went to my car for a textbook but came back with just a secret car snack, this is why I should not try to acheive anything meaningful while hungry

Bugonia - Peacock
F1: The Move - Apple TV
Frankenstein - Netflix
Hamnet - Peacock
Marty Supreme - Your Local Opera House
One Battle After Another - Home Box
The Secret Agent - Hulu
Sentimental Value - Rentable
Sinners - Home Box
Train Dreams - Netflix

Is anyone else experiencing debilitating amounts of dread?

It's called rolling with the punches

Did not know this! Makes it feel even more likely to win!

(And yes I do love that a sketch about menstruation was nominated for an Oscar! I wish it were funnier, sorry! 👒)

My personal favorite was Two People Exchanging Saliva, one of the Frenchest things I've ever seen, but I think you should lay your bet on The Singers or A Friend of Dorothy

Pretty good slate of Live Action Oscar Shorts this year! And for anyone who saw "presented by Taika Waititi" as a threat, it's just his name in the credits.

Miracles happen every day

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Bugonia - Peacock
F1: The Move - Apple TV
Frankenstein - Netflix
Hamnet - Peacock
Marty Supreme - Your Local Opera House
One Battle After Another - Home Box
The Secret Agent - Hulu
Sentimental Value - Rentable
Sinners - Home Box
Train Dreams - Netflix

"Slurps to be you" has me gigggggling

📣🚨🗣️THE SECRET AGENT IS ON HULU