LinkedIn Park

"You arrogant ass; you've killed us!"

There's definitely piss particles floating around in that cabin; incidental ingestion is on the table if nothing else.

Hence the viewing of "the constellation U-Rine"

“Can I pay $7.50 to watch Kevin Costner drink his own urine?”
“$7.50! Where do I sign up?”

"Can you PLEASE put a shirt on" is a very funny thing in super cereal Star Wars

I really love the whole Rey and Kylo can see each other when communicating via the force conceit.

While I may not agree with some of the creative choices Rian Johnson made in The Last Jedi, the fact that he took risks made it, by a large margin, the best of the sequel trilogy.

"Kill it, if you have to."

We’re leaving Dawg moving violation summer and entering Vol moving violation fall.

Dr. Hank McCoy

When did you know you wanted to be a policeman officer?

It’s giving British policeman

cuuuuute bikini

Punxsutawney Steven

Godfrey is dropping Clipse references at 7:30 on a Saturday morning. The season must be close.

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

Bowfinger or Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid

(It’s actually The Jerk, but I’ve seen Bowfinger way more and it doesn’t get enough love. No one ever mentions Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid.)

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lmao

cats are great

Very small dogs serve no purpose and should be banned.

Astronaut Jim Lovell, wearing a white spacesuit with no helmet, stands outside with a tall rocket and launch tower behind his left shoulder. Lovell is pictured from the chest up; he is looking at the camera and smiling. Credit: NASA

We are saddened by the passing of Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13 and a four-time spaceflight veteran.

Lovell's life and work inspired millions. His courage under pressure helped forge our path to the Moon and beyond—a journey that continues today. https://go.nasa.gov/41tbrpq

Godspeed, Captain Lovell. 🚀

Travis & Vacrod

Why not both?

The Rubicon: also surprisingly small

It was made very clear in the before time just how mindbogglingly stupid aspects of fascism can be, yet I remain surprised by it on a near-daily basis.

The LLM Corollary to The Goat Rule: one cannot ironically use an LLM.

THEY COME TO STARBUCKS FOR THEIR SUGAR SHAKES

starbucks performance management dream nightmare let me be free of you siren