Beardie Fett

1/3 of the country has Dottie Sandusky Syndrome.

Something to add on a resume?

Expert in handling herculean workloads in a sisyphean environment

Stephen Miller approves.

Note to evangelicals: If you're going to be in a fucking death cult, please do the rest of the human race the courtesy of not trying to drag us down with you.

Bankruptcy inbound.

President pro tem of the Senate - longest serving member of majority party. Right now that's Chuck Grassley of Iowa.

It would be really awful if anyone told Stephen and Katie Miller's kids what happened to the Goebbels kids at the end of WW2. We shouldn't do that

Y'know, it'd be a real shame if someone told the Miller children what happened to the Goebbels kids at the end of WWII.

I want to write a new book: Futons and Futanari: the Secret Sex Lives of Modern Republicans

Any truth to the rumor that IKEA is going to release a new super-dry, super-coarse wallpaper called MAGAVagina??

Those are "Winter Dragon"-level viewing numbers

You're still hanging on to that thin thread of hope. Trump doesnt see this as a bug. To him, it's a feature.

He's trying to provoke Maduro into a reaction.

He's getting his ass handed to him in the polls, isn't he?

In a rational timeline, Kash Patel would be asked for his resignation, if he did not tender it of his own accord.

So, basically Kirk's death was a case of gang-vs-gang violence. A white-trash version of Crips vs. Bloods, if you will.

The real winner is the widow. She gets his life-insuance policy, and in due time, an orgasm.

The new Raja-Rafa

Good luck with that. I just want them to find their courage first.

It's a trap!!!

Newsom is pure Democrat. Center-right, not truly progressive. I'd rather have Pritzker. We're being trained to want Newson.

It was made again after Jan 6.

Three images of street art in Pilsen. First shows Superman punching an ICE agent in paramilitary uniform. Second shows that somebody covered over Superman with black paint Third shows the artist went back and, in place of Superman, he painted Superman's dog Krypto pissing on the ICE agent.

1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago

NOICE!!!

Are you sure about that?? I'm not.

We dodged a bullet last week with Erin going out to sea. She was a bonafide cat 5. Imagine if she'd made landfall in the southern or central Outer Banks.

The evacuations in OBX due to Erin are limited to Ocracoke and Hatteras Isles because they and state route 18 are not protected by the artificial dune system created during the FDR administration

Someone send this to @tizzyent.bsky.social

Infrared Floyd