Nate

This is Ellie. She saw her humans out kayaking and decided to rescue them. Only slightly overreacted. Still 14/10

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STAYING ACTIVE: Retired CEO hand paints miniature office workers so he can torture them in his attic

me 15 minutes after the edible hits

Me and my interfaith congregation are out here making sack lunches for the homeless like

r/baseball: likely banning links to X
r/hockey: banned links to X
r/NBA: banned links to X, instagram and threads
r/NFL: banned links to X, pinned bsky starter packs for all 32 teams

i don't think we should blow it out of proportion but hopefully it helps encourage league reporters to come over

my game2give 2025 campaign link is now live here: tilt.fyi/QuEc10iLEF. you probably know the drill by now, emblems are 7 bucks, other things are a little more, it all goes to charity. my featured block will be the 28th at 3pm ET/12pm PT, i'll see you then.

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

I can hear this screenshot

a chili cheese dog being eaten at a park overlooking a large pond

never kill yourself

Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because of the setting. It's a Christmas movie because it has The Christmas Plot:

A man who is neglecting his family to focus on work learns What Really Matters through an improbable crisis around the holidays and rededicates himself to his wife and kids

Genuinely felt more edge of seat excitement from the Wallace and Gromit barge sequence than anything Tom Cruise has done in Mission Impossible.

when grading homemade breakfast foods by cost-benefit, hash browns are dancing right on the razor’s edge. they’re so good they’re barely worth it. grating up the potatoes isn’t a big deal, but between the washing and the drying, buddy, you fuck up once and you’re off the tour

charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas

Harrison Ford is 82 years old, which means he’s older now than he was when he starred as Indiana Jones in the classic 1981 feature film “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term -The Onion

One month til #SEVERANCE

That time we watched the solar eclipse while filming in 1973.

film still #7

Been live for 124 hours, two solo GMs left 🙏

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+100 hour subathon for solo GMs continues, we got 6 out of 9 done! Arms Dealer, Inverted Spire, and Liminality remain.

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Very interested to see how Bill Belichick, who got regularly furious with the greatest quarterback of all time and a legendary field general in Tom Brady, interfaces with a 19 year old doing a bad Mahomes impression with 49 seconds left and one timeout

Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

Does anyone have a list of esports industry folks (CS in particular) that I can follow?