Every time the Mad King says "bases" it shows up on the baseball feed. Decided to enjoy it
03.03.2026 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
28.02.2026 16:09 β π 13120 π 5310 π¬ 88 π 183
U.S. military spending is set to hit a record $1.5 trillion.
Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed EIGHT straight audits.
The military industrial complex is cheering today.
You could be the guy to compile and update a list of promises to fix all the things DJT and DOGE and Miller etc. have broken. How will you fix food prices, housing, health care, the environment, ICE, the Supreme Court? Will you bust up tech monopolies, hire back experts, restore Green incentives?
28.02.2026 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0You could be the guy to compile and update a list of promises to fix all the things DJT and DOGE and Miller etc. have broken. How will you fix food prices, housing, health care, the environment, ICE, the Supreme Court? Will you bust up tech monopolies, hire back experts, restore Green incentives?
28.02.2026 00:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please don't link me to the Xcesspool, I don't have time to shower right now
27.02.2026 00:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to see someone prepare and update a fix-it list of concrete, detailed promises for when we take power back. Rehire experts fired by DOGE? Restore environmental protections? Disarm and depopulate ICE? Our Project 2026...
22.02.2026 18:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Forcing us Mets fans to listen to Yankee broadcast is a diabolical sales tactic but it's working -- Gary Keith & Ron, where are you when we need you?
22.02.2026 18:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And then there's the pangram you can put an a in front of and get another perfectly good word they don't accept
19.02.2026 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A fun thing is to get to the part where he says βthis is not who we areβ and imagine a certain type of person on here trying to pull a βum actually thatβs who weβve always been read a book for onceβ to his face
14.02.2026 19:20 β π 430 π 46 π¬ 11 π 0Someone -- maybe Democrats? -- should be compiling a list of promises, with specific planning details, to reverse Trump's evil acts once his power is taken away. In no particular order, ecological degradations, DOGE firings of experts, and ICE spring to mind but the list is long.
12.02.2026 23:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here's hoping the regime's stupidity and incompetence ensures that every service member gets Kelly's message that it is their duty to refuse illegal orders. The video might've been a one-day story had it been ignored by Hegseth's ilk. Could be important around election time...
12.02.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The freezerful of roadkill was not for me, though -- it was for my birds.
12.02.2026 22:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. Heβs referenced 38,000 times.
It's the new Rocky Horror
02.02.2026 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Importing this joke from Threads. It legit cracked me up.
30.01.2026 00:38 β π 153 π 19 π¬ 17 π 4
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. Itβs dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Borowitz: βAnyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again,β Miller told reporters. βWe have a very deep bench.β
27.01.2026 19:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think he can just make it. Here's how. First, step on a vacant seat (not yet occupied; ask to board early). Place second foot on armrest. Next, and this could be tough, while placing hands on overhead rim, lift foot from seat to top of back rest, push off it and pull self in. Mission accomplished.
27.01.2026 00:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
As someone who has studied cults (wrote a bestseller about it), let me tell you something:
The lies Trump, Vance and Miller say are not meant to be believed by their followers.
They are meant to be REPEATED.
The repetition of the lie is the test of loyalty to the cult.
really fucking important to realize that greg bovino is getting fired not in spite of there being no riots, but because there were no riots
26.01.2026 23:58 β π 2145 π 444 π¬ 17 π 13He smirks
24.01.2026 02:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Save this picture and pull it out when you head to mid term voting!!#
24.01.2026 02:05 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Assuming he'll land with the Dodgers...
23.01.2026 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Her name was Good. Theirs is Evil.
23.01.2026 21:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
OK, choosing between Phils and Mets he went for the money, arguably. Though he might think Mets are on the rise, Phillies on decline, it's possible, though I don't necessarily agree.
But do you know something about Jays I don't?; who jilted, who was jilted in that situation?
Presumably no fine for the teammate who was standing next to him in the postgame interview going on at painful length about how his God was a Texans fan, or something.
No mention was made of the eyeblack message, of course.
I was shocked and disappointed by her lightning-quick (lawyer-written?) nose-wrinkling. He seemed to make a pretty fair moral summary of Miller's argument that might makes right, if you can't defend yourself, you're fair game.
19.01.2026 01:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Trade is not fundamentally about competition. It's not us versus Canada. It's us and Canada." It's really about cooperation. And if the United States won't cooperate reliably with Canada, we shouldn't be surprised when Canada looks for new friends to cooperate with. And Americans miss out.
18.01.2026 22:56 β π 3503 π 1013 π¬ 133 π 47