Deez

Well.

New Alexa sounds like she finally got prescribed the correct uppers. 😆

I’m going to start Christmas shopping for my wife.

The gifts just get worse and worse every year. Why can’t she just take a gift card?

One year I got her Liz Taylor’s white diamonds perfume and I told her my gramma used to love it and it reminded me of her. Well that was creepy. 🤣

Ideas? PLEASE?

Finally, just a night to relax and watch some tv in my fortress of solitude 😆

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🤣🤣🤣

Classic.

Ok. It’s officially Christmas now. 🤣

Omg!!! My wife got me the greatest man bathroom addition ever. I think I’m going to cry. 🤣🤣🤣

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Watching my Cowboys right now 🤣

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Them: Dude. You can’t do this.

Douchebag Pete Hegseth: But it’s rule number two in Zombieland.

Them: Just… no.

Douchebag Pete Hegseth: ZOMBIELAND!

Welp.

Another set of earbuds washed.

This is why my AirPods stay in my backpack, and I keep a pair of cheaper ear buds for my nightly walks on the treadmill.

This is also why I can’t have nice things. 🤣

Black and white photograph showing a dramatic, close up, upward angled view of a church roof. The roof is corrugated iron with three pointed dormers, topped by a stone cross silhouette against a heavily clouded sky. The texture of the stone wall is visible below the roofline.

Under the tin roof, the weight of history rests beneath the cross.

Burra, South Australia.

© 𝓐𝓵𝓵 𝓡𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓚𝓮𝓿 𝓟𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓮.

#photo #photography #australia #southaustralia #ChurchRoof #BlackAndWhite #Monochrome #Cross #Roofline

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Me, when all my friends are discussing retirement, but I know my family history, short life spans, and won’t have to worry about that ever happening:

Gross. Keep it over there lol

I dig it!!

Sometimes I am just like… well who am I to judge? And then I remember, oh yeah, that’s my job.

- Judges, probably.

Me: *placing my daily Timmy’s order at drive thru*

Timmy’s: *finishes my order part way through and confirms correct order*

Wow. I spend way too much time and money at Timmys every day.

Them, I imagine: It’s the blueberry muffin dark roast coffee fat kid again, right on time. 🤣

I love Spotify Wrapped season lol

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Wait, what?!

What do you mean it’s time to get up and do the things all over again?!

I think Amazon would absolutely clean up if they sold pre-packed Christmas stockings personalized for your wife your husband your kids etc.

Please make this a thing. As the annual crappy gift giver, I’m dying here. Lol

Thank you @journeyled.bsky.social I do apologize for being slow to acknowledge I’ve been pretty busy. I appreciate being included my friend!

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Every time I hear the song Come On Eileen I say to no one in particular “poor Eileen, I hope they wiped her off” and I laugh and laugh. No one else does though. Sad.

Me: Hi there. I’d like to apply to be featured on your webpage.

Them: Sir, we print obituaries. You were told this last week as well.

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I’m old. It doesn’t take much to make me happy. lol. Zero Hour Finale in Fortnite. T-minus 13 minutes

Have a Good Friday, Folks.

Enjoy the day.

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Me reading obituaries

To my Wife’s credit my Wofe has never introduced me like…

Yup, this is him, this is the best I could do. 🤣🤣🤣

Every day requires a certain amount of patience and grace to get through.

It’s only 12 pm and I’m all out of patience and grace left the building two days ago. 🤣

I am sorry, in advance, to the people who have yet to interact with me today. lol

I love the play games. One of my favourite games to play is one called “Dumb”.

I am very good at it. The better you are at it, the more people are willing to expose their true nature.

But keep in mind, I’m only playing dumb, and it is a game. And all games eventually end. 🤣

- Dad Advice

Please remember, you should not be aroused by stuffing the turkey.

🦃

This is NOT an erotic act.

Hope you crazy nutty bastards have a great Thanksgiving. 🤣

Right?! lol

Ahhhh, the 80s.

No parents as far as the eye could see, and involved in situations we had no business in. Hahaha