Murdo on the Dancefloor

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's an obese, demented pervert.

Racing? Even without pearls, I doubt she could run very fast in that getup.

He could have watched almost a decade of William Roache playing Ken Barlow in Coronation Street

I don't live in Glasgow any more, saw that picture and thought "oh wow they've painted the nickname on it, wonder when they did that"

Slippery Nigel technically not lying here: "dining at Mar a Lago" without specifying he was literally just eating there without Trump.

Like me announcing "I have a meeting at No 10" before popping round to see my neighbour a few doors along my street in Wales.

Are you trying to imply that's a bad thing?

My invisible daughter

For #worldbookday here's my daughter dressed as Annabeth Chase from Percy Jackson, complete with New York Yankees cap

Boots up straight away too

Diarrhea too. I'd finally managed to forget about that oval office video 🤢

Yes! Also Tyke Tiler.

One of them was the "war on protein" though, wasn't it?

Fair play to her though, most party leaders would keep their head down and quietly disown a candidate with 1.9% of the vote and a lost deposit, not loudly proclaim that they embody the new Conservative party.

We had that Crown one when I was a kid. It's wild that it cost £102 in 1979, that's about £500 today!

The unhinged radicalism of Mistar Urdd is a direct threat to British history

They're just trying to shift old stock

Are you sure all the others in the group aren't doing exactly the same thing?

It's heartwarming to see Reform welcoming so many refugees (from the Tory front bench)

That's why he decided to wriggle out of the draft for Vietnam. Army was too woke.

Yn union.

(dwi'n Albanwr sy'n byw yng Nghymru rŵan)

A flowchart asking if you want to be Scottish. Yes: ok you're in. No: aye you do, directed back to the first question

Scotland citizenship test

I can't stop looking at the Liz Truss trajectory on that plot. Spectacular.

Ond... dim ond os dach chi'n medru peidio â fod yn hiliol yn ystod y cyfarfod

Horace goes skiing (skiing)

Horace goes skiing (crossing road)

Skiing and crossing a busy road

Or in his old one as an MEP

More bad AI plug wiring

Honestly it's just very wrong

More here!

Even if within the Labour rules the party leader has to be an MP, does the PM have to be the party leader?

You and Elvis will have to find something else to do together.

ZX Spectrum game "Oh Mummy"

Just realised that our physics teacher was lying about EMF too. Unbelievable!

Oh yes! And wasn't that just after he'd been posting wild slurs about Jess Philips and Keir Starmer, based on some racist brainrot he'd picked up from "Tommy Robinson", under the pretext of "protecting kids"?