Murdo on the Dancefloor

Yes!

Screenshot from How to be a complete bastard spectrum game which included a weeometer

Spent much of my childhood playing one...

I've never thrown any records into the sea, apart from that one Bros album.

I really want to know what happened next! What was the outcome?

The Tories forced an apology when Thought for the Day pointed out (quite correctly) that Jenrick's pronouncements met the dictionary definition of xenophobia.

This seems to have already happened with transphobia.

It's transcribed straight from a spoken piece maybe?

Malevolent, dottled old pervert

That's insane - from a UK perspective I just can't take it in. My kids' mum is on dialysis three times a week: all completely free, all prescriptions/meds free too (in Wales) and they even transport her to the hospital for free.

"Like the feather pillow, he bears the marks of the last person who has sat on him"

Withnail and I

Chris Evans owns Withnail's coat

Is this the same Nigel Farage who was loudly insisting Russia had no intention of invading Ukraine, immediately before they did so?

"Pentagon leadership will continue to rely on slick social media posts, carefully orchestrated short videos and interviews with partisan commentators and podcasters."

...but the Defense Sec will also send out bits of classified information to assorted randomers in unsecured group chats.

I guess they don't need to be there, now that Hegseth has taken to sharing the operational info with random journos on unsecured group chats.

I tried to board a bus, but a sign said "DOGS MUST BE CARRIED". I didn't have one with me, so I had to walk.

This is what all TV would look like under a Reform government.

Fence stain creosote

Not to worry, he'll still be sending war plans to random journos via group chat 👍

Failure to comply will also result in the journalists' deletion from his "top secret war plans" group chat.

Six pairs of legs each?

He really is a malignant, pig-ignorant, dottled old pervert.

Maybe they hang around the dugout at Ibrox, so they can offer support when yet another manager gets the sack?

Although the Brexit referendum was also an internal party management device attempting to contain the Europhobic element. Which has ultimately blown up the party, with his own side being marginalised or departing. The silly sod.

They said they didn't want to be labelled "transphobic", just because they were literally scared of trans people.

A tin of fence stain creosote

"Like the feather pillow, he bears the impression of the last person who has sat on him" Douglas Haig

You'd just emerge in the alternate dimension's version of IKEA, which would be even more confusing than our own one, and would probably have square meatballs and other nonsense.

Out of the two blokes who wrote Father Ted, it's always the one who's been "cancelled" that gets all these interviews.

I thought we'd recognised Canada and Australia ages ago.