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O majestic one, We beg thee reveal thyself! Our mind is so much less without you in it…

THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER. ROUND, SLOW... AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME???

KRIS... I WON'T FORCE YOU. I CAN'T. I CAN'T FORCE YOU.
BUT JUST LOOK, KRIS. LOOK AT THE [Power of NEO] AND ASK YOURSELF...
WELL, DON'T YOU?
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!?

O tragedy! This majestic god evades Our attunement with such ease.
We live only to serve the gods, to seek them out. Why does she frustrate Us? How does she hide from Us? Does she diminish herself by choice?

The Green Wind frowned into his brambly beard. “All little girls are terrible,” he admitted finally, “but the Marquess, at least, has a very fine hat.”

The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate.
Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope.
Yet... The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed.
Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end.
It matters not who you are... Death awaits you.

( 1 pm ) wake up you bitch it's dinner time

* KRIS.
* KRIS.
* KRIS.
* THAT'S RIGHT.
* YOU.
* I NEED YOU.
* TO BE BIG.
* WITH ME.
* VERY VERY BIG
* SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK
* STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
* H E A V E N

If something's precious, you don't want to lose it... If someone is dear, it's painful to part with them. Loss can hurt, but... I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I, too have something important... That's why I'm willing to fight you two now.

You know, I'm proud of my driving record. In a way... I've never killed anyone! Ahaha... Hahahahaha!

I don't sit like this because I want to. I have to sit like this. You see, if I were to sit normally, my deductive skills would immediately be reduced by roughly forty percent.

Before the final battle, a fluttering fiend arrives to cast its judgement. This dangerous weapon grants that form to any who wield it. For Kirby, handling this power is...a breeze.

THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER. ROUND, SLOW... AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME???

KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!!
CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!!
ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]!
AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!
NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!!
HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!

* Life is a big, ballgame,
* And when the man is on the field.
* He does a big dunk.
* Try, to be that dunk.

I had your story planned out from the beginning, Stanley. I wanted you to be the hero. I wanted you to be free. You… You would have been free. Do you understand that, Stanley? Free.

I keep heawing voices inside my head... They teww me to eat my veggies!

Say, why all the tears? Aren't you supposed to be... cheering?

As a child I believed adults had strong beliefs and could rule themselves. I wanted to be an adult like that... But, as you age, you start to see many things... There are times when you become confused...

No! No, no! What are you doing?! Stanley, please I'm asking you not to take this away from me. I can't go back to what I was before! If you die, we'll both go back! Why are you doing this?!

Lightning-quick phantasmagoric Nanjo-style swordsmanship! Observe it!

Tell me, Light. From the moment you were born, has there ever been a point where you've actually told the truth?

Rise and shine, Maki, and I'll tell you the funniest story I know! Y'know how they call me Brown? It's a nickname I picked up in middle school... People think it's about my brown hair... But really... It's 'cause I crapped myself.

* I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell.
* Do they both wish for death?
* That means their love will end in hell.
* I couldn't stop laughing.

It's whoop-ass time!

* ...Kris...? Kris!? KRIS!?!?
* YOU FILLED YOUR [Inventorium] WITH [Half-Pr1ce Sallamy] JUST TO KEEP ME OUT!?
* WHAT! THE! [Fifty Percent Off]!?
* YOU CAN CARRY LIKE 48 ITEMS!!
* [Why] DID YOU DO THIS!? WHY!? [Y]!? [Yellow]!? [Gamma]!?
* NOT [Cool] KRIS! I'LL BE IN MY [Trailer]!

Hey pal! My sympathy is gonna cost you for every condolence.

KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!!
CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!!
ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]!
AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!
NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!!
HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!

Little food I need, and little rest.
But now exhaustion overcomes me, and I lay to sleep, and dream.

A cursed bomb shelter and being hated by a bunch of women. I'm... scared of being hated by women.