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Crude is up 26% lol. Orange Julias Caesar gotta do something. SPR release won’t do it - scale of disruption far too great. Export controls won’t do it. Hormuz or bust. #TACOTuesdayCominUp

Democrats now almost in coin flip territory for taking the Senate. House appears long gone at this point. Wen TACO?

Gouging at the pump shall be vigorously investigated.

Help us Pam Bondi.

"Geopolitical developments and macroeconomic events over a weekend can lead to elevated volatility as futures markets open"

I'm not smart enough or experienced enough on this to comment intelligently. I did switch from Sonnet to Opus for a task that Sonnet couldn't figure out, and Opus fixed it.

Of those 3 I doubt Palo Alto gets disrupted. Cybersecurity is not something to be vibe coded. Autodesk maybe on the margin. Adobe is cooked IMO.

Coding is for boomers.

Putin will be cranking hog as well.

Unreal

Leavitt will say the baseball cap was recommended by his doctors because of a sunburn or that he just had a mole removed or some nonsense. Meanwhile the White House Xitter account is tweeting out war jokes.

Abundant $2.00 gasoline for all.

OK I'm a true believer in Claude Code now. Damn, son.

What if the U.S. decides $5.00 gasoline is too much, declares victory, stops bombing Iran, but they keep shooting drones and missiles? Orange Julius Caesar should have waited until after the midterms to "Unleash Chang" (as Rubio put it) on Iran. Cuba would have been an easier snack.

I'm confused - isn't Iran paying the de facto gasoline tariff?

Between AI power gen demand and problematic environment for new LNG plants in the ME, some pretty good long term value in some NA gas names with massive resource bases. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Kexstone XL would have come in handy right about now.

Greater than zero chance that Orange Archie Bunker signs an executive order to "cap" gasoline prices. Unconfirmed chatter that Maduro has been moved to the White House attic with Peter Navarro to consult on such policies. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

George said he turned down a $500M bought deal offering at the highs, so what shares weren't they able to issue lol.

Also definition of a fishing expedition if I ever saw one.

Total panican.

“Feature not a bug” - Stephen Miller

JFC

The White House X account is tweeting out some pretty twisted stuff.

Bingo. $MMTLP

The Trump rules: always scream at and attack any journalist asking you a question you don't want to answer.

CEO is a total clown too.

Gouging at the pump shall be vigorously investigated!

This version of Billie Jean is pretty damn good.

It's easy, mkay......