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Keubiko πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’ͺ

@keubiko.bsky.social

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Posts by Keubiko πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’ͺ (@keubiko.bsky.social)

George said he turned down a $500M bought deal offering at the highs, so what shares weren't they able to issue lol.

07.03.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also definition of a fishing expedition if I ever saw one.

07.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Total panican.

07.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFeature not a bug” - Stephen Miller

07.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

JFC

07.03.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The White House X account is tweeting out some pretty twisted stuff.

07.03.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bingo. $MMTLP

07.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump rules: always scream at and attack any journalist asking you a question you don't want to answer.

07.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

CEO is a total clown too.

07.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gouging at the pump shall be vigorously investigated!

07.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This version of Billie Jean is pretty damn good.

07.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's easy, mkay......

07.03.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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$MMTLP baggies in shambles (evergreen post). @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social

06.03.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing. I would imagine the families of the dead soldiers think it matters, if Uncle Vlad helped Iran kill their family members.

06.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Unlike Noem's luxury homeland security jet, where syphilis is on duty.

06.03.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was always fun watching TSLA stonk pop 3 or 4% every time SpaceX landed a rocket successfully.

06.03.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Time for you piggies to sizzle.

06.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How do we know they aren’t just deploying to San Francisco?

06.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️ 🎌

06.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

P.S. hard yakka and getting her mile-high wriggle on is what got Kristi Noem fired. Can't be doing that on the plane, ma'am. No matter how comfy the bed is.

06.03.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hardest.

06.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Without the Iran war and the latest batch of clown tariffs, the squishy jobs print could have cemented MOAR rate cuts. I wonder if $4 per gallon gas, stagflation, and Fed on hold would be good for the midterms.

06.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Shotwell told Trump they will be buying a ton of Megapacks (from guess who, I can't imagine) for their datacenters. But after all datacenters are moved to space, the powergen and those Megapacks will be available "to the people". Didn't realize she's a scumbag too.

06.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt I'll keep using Max long-term as there's too much value in Gemini, but I'm knee deep in an app now so don't mind paying for a month or two. Google is rapidly improving Antigravity too.

06.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the code and the Opus 4.6 which go through tokens like Elon goes through baby mommas.

06.03.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Follow up: I paid for the damn Max Plan now so am back to doing hard yakka and getting my wriggle on.

06.03.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think there's much question about the business falling off a cliff. It's more a question of whether it's worth 25x, 30x, 40x, or the current 46x forward P/E. Earnings could grow for 10 years but you earn zero with multiple compression, for example. Happened to WMT a while back.

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