A squirter got through and hit my $BRK stock this morning.
02.03.2026 15:53 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0@keubiko.bsky.social
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A squirter got through and hit my $BRK stock this morning.
02.03.2026 15:53 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Good morning.
02.03.2026 15:03 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Sadly, they arenβt flocking to βGrokβ. Gemini has been flaking a bit on me this morning as well.
02.03.2026 14:56 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wut
02.03.2026 14:10 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 4 π 1Snapped this on the weekend. Turned out better than I thought.
02.03.2026 14:08 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Claude has been down all morning. Probably swamped with ChatGPT refugees following Altman agreeing to mass surveillance of Americans and robo-murder.
02.03.2026 14:00 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Hegseth is such a douchebag. Good lord.
02.03.2026 13:44 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Too bad we couldnβt see Hegsethβs face when General Raisinβ Caine said βAt H-hourβ¦β π₯
02.03.2026 13:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Has me wondering what happens if even a single U.S. pilot is captured, and how Plastered Pete would be moaning about the Geneva Convention as they tortured him to say things on Iranian state TV etc. There are selfish reasons we at least pretend to follow international law once in a while.
02.03.2026 13:19 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Iβd be remiss if I didnβt post something about the best-run gas-weighted energy company on the planet.
02.03.2026 13:15 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Plastered Pete: βWe didnβt start this warβ. πΊπΊπΊπ·π·π·π₯πΈπΉ
02.03.2026 13:06 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβll blame the Iranian people for not βrising up enoughβ. βI gave them the chance and they chose not to take itβ
02.03.2026 13:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I canβt bear to read Schumer war tweets, but I imagine this week they are like βYou like gas station churros, right? Gas costs more now and that means less churros, or maybe no caramel sauce for dippingβ. @schumer.senate.gov you π€‘
02.03.2026 13:02 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Important question. Schumer is a giant dildo.
02.03.2026 12:59 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All ejected safely. Feel like thatβs an important tidbit.
02.03.2026 12:50 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Think of the Polymarket opps here though.
02.03.2026 12:49 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0In May 2021, a creepto whale asked me to write an animated cartoon script based on his cryptopunk NFTs, one being a zombie worth $$$. He wanted to produce the pilot episode but was creepy af so I said no. It took me 4 years to self-produce but I did it! Please check it out π youtu.be/ZkaFdrf71HI?...
01.03.2026 21:47 β π 47 π 20 π¬ 4 π 7$100 oil?
02.03.2026 00:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βYou sank my battleship lol!β
01.03.2026 21:29 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Three Americans dead and Trumpβs UN Ambassador waves it off with some bullshit jingoism. From the people who wailed about Benghazi for a decade. Absolute soulless ghouls.
01.03.2026 18:30 β π 3298 π 904 π¬ 188 π 69π
01.03.2026 18:49 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Now yous canβt leave.
01.03.2026 16:02 β π 28 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0π
01.03.2026 14:49 β π 50 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0Paid version of Gemini lots of bells and whistles. The storage includes along with the $10/mo GCP credit makes it almost free.
28.02.2026 22:53 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0