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Its interesting that no one really talks about the fact they also took down the existing extremely good team that looked for cost improvements

23.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Senator McConnell regrets his role in placing a wholly owned subsidiary of Vladimir Putin in the Oval Office.

22.11.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 546    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 8

"Those Kurds, there's a lot of bad hombres there. Things happen. Hussein knew nothing about it. By the way, that's such a nasty question. Who are you with? You're terrible. Quiet, piggy." - George Herbert Walker Bush

22.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately it would take a generation to rebuild trust. Any potential ally or partner of the US has to assume that, best case, any arrangement could be upended or reneged on with each change in Administration (or within the week under the current one). Sad for the world. Ike is rolling over.

22.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how Orange Archie Bunker thinks the inflation rate is a price level. He doesn't realize he's promising outright deflation. Drooling morons think prices are going back to 2019 levels.

22.11.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or the Canadians or the Danes lol. 51st state, "give us Greenland or else" etc.

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One of the shitcos I did a short writeup on back in the day was filing redacted PDFs with regulators. But the idiot at the company was using the highlighter function with the color set to black, so you could just select, cooy, and paste the details they were hiding.

21.11.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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When Sam Altman sees that $GOOG is already training Gemini 3.5

21.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Live by the useless worthless magic beans, die by the useless worthless magic beans.

21.11.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't articulate EXACTLY why, but deep in my tum tum I feel Saylor belongs in prison.

21.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I, for one, am glad that the market was able to spend about 90 minutes to figure out that there is no global AI bubble and stonks are cheap again. The market really put in the elbow grease this morning, and the hard, detailed, bottoms-up fundamental work this morning has paid off.

21.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

My sense is it's "just" a way to inhale massive amounts of structured and unstructured data from a large organization, and run analytics on that data lake. With AI advancements helping them do more.

21.11.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How convenient.

21.11.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It's on the 2070 roadmap though.

21.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They will know if you sell your $PLTR stonk, and SWAT you.

21.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never met a shareholder that can explain what they even do.

21.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps the real product is stock?

21.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The valuation is an insane joke. I"m not short it now but am eyeing the 200 DMA as a proxy for the stock being officially "broken" and kicked out of the momentum factor bucket. DYODD etc.

21.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep hearing Palantir ads on podcasts now. Smells like a demand problem.

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Weird how the short sellers did this

21.11.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

The thing here is, someone high up in the Coast Guard focused on this, specifically, and decided that a fucking <checks notes> SWASTIKA needs to be allowed a comeback. Was it #5 on the top 10 priorities for the year or something (below drug interdictions but above search and rescue readiness) ?

21.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Greater than zero chance we get a Trump post today on how Bitcoin is treating the corn farmers terribly. But only Chinese Bitcoins.

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"They are pulling out all the stops to try to manipulate Bitcoin lower using perps and futures and other derivatives. They are working overtime to try to scare people out of their corn. Do not fall for it.They are running one of the biggest scams I’ve ever seen in markets, period." #BaggyTwofer

21.11.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m blocked because I said I don’t like AOC and Bernie.

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Won't someone please think of the poor magic beans here? #CryptoCrap

20.11.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

There is no idle time because of all the baggies begging @grok to explain naked shorting.

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