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A squirter got through and hit my $BRK stock this morning.

Good morning.

Sadly, they aren’t flocking to “Grok”. Gemini has been flaking a bit on me this morning as well.

Wut

Snapped this on the weekend. Turned out better than I thought.

Claude has been down all morning. Probably swamped with ChatGPT refugees following Altman agreeing to mass surveillance of Americans and robo-murder.

Hegseth is such a douchebag. Good lord.

Too bad we couldn’t see Hegseth’s face when General Raisin’ Caine said “At H-hour…” 🥃

Has me wondering what happens if even a single U.S. pilot is captured, and how Plastered Pete would be moaning about the Geneva Convention as they tortured him to say things on Iranian state TV etc. There are selfish reasons we at least pretend to follow international law once in a while.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t post something about the best-run gas-weighted energy company on the planet.

a man in a suit and tie is holding a lantern with the words look at the gaslight below him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a lantern with the words look at the gaslight below him

Plastered Pete: “We didn’t start this war”. 🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷🥃🍸🍹

He’ll blame the Iranian people for not “rising up enough”. “I gave them the chance and they chose not to take it”

I can’t bear to read Schumer war tweets, but I imagine this week they are like “You like gas station churros, right? Gas costs more now and that means less churros, or maybe no caramel sauce for dipping”. @schumer.senate.gov you 🤡

Important question. Schumer is a giant dildo.

All ejected safely. Feel like that’s an important tidbit.

Think of the Polymarket opps here though.

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$100 oil?

“You sank my battleship lol!”

Three Americans dead and Trump’s UN Ambassador waves it off with some bullshit jingoism. From the people who wailed about Benghazi for a decade. Absolute soulless ghouls.

😭

Now yous can’t leave.

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a group of people are sitting in a room and laughing . ALT: a group of people are sitting in a room and laughing .

Spotted: 40 days of national mourning:

Paid version of Gemini lots of bells and whistles. The storage includes along with the $10/mo GCP credit makes it almost free.

X Is Drowning in Disinformation Following US and Israel’s Attack on Iran WIRED has reviewed hundreds of posts on X that promote misleading claims about the locations and scale of the attack.

NEW: X Is *drowning* in disinformation following US and Israel’s attack on Iran. WIRED has reviewed hundreds of posts on X that promote misleading claims about the locations and scale of the attack.

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