Howie Cohen

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.

No phones, no staff, nothing.

I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

You monster! Look how hungry she is!

I love Baba Yaga in Pioneer Square. I HATE driving to and parking in Pioneer Square. I'm regularly at shows in Rainier Valley, Neptune in the U-dist, and various Downtown Seattle spots that will be so much more accessible. One day, maybe, a line down to Ballard too.

Seeing it all lit up, just cruising along in the dark of night was so cool. It will be such a game-changer for me commuting from the eastside!

When I was driving home late last night from a show in Belltown, I saw the light rail at what looked like full speed on the I-90 floating bridge. It was very cool to see and has me pretty hyped for when it opens up next year. 🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋

"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."

YouTube video by Mustard Plug - Topic Ball Park Skank

When you're in a Ska mood, but also want to get psyched up for the Mariners game... #GoMs #SeizeTheMoment #SkankTheMoment youtu.be/f0VRtj1FyCw

What's worse than this is that it will hardly make a blip in the news cycle, and will get a lot of "Yes, but..." responses and accusations of "pearl-clutching" from the other neo-Nazis currently masquerading as leaders of our government

The best thing I've done with my phone is assigning the Star Trek: TNG torpedo launching sound effect to the family group chat. Every flurry of animated family texts is accompanied by a Mr. Worf-Fire-At-Will barrage of pew-pew-pew sounds 💥💥💥#FriendsOfDeSoto #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG

a man in a top hat is talking to another man in a suit and says you 're really weird . Alt: Animated GIF of Timothée Chalamet as Willy Wonka with a curled bob haircut and black hat, smiling somewhat creepily, and saying, "you're really weird."

Today I've listened to new music released this week by Sugar, Weird Nightmare, Meadow Gallery, and Kim Petras, which I think has earned me the Apple Music "We don't know what the f*ck to do with your algorithm" award

1.) One of those „kids“ is a state senator in Vermont. (They’re not kids)
2.) kids are bigots is a weird stance
3.) going full boys will be boys about the „I love Hitler“ chat is quite a choice
4.) What else to expect from a guy who still follows Bronze Age Pervert on X? (Rhetorical question)

The plaque honoring the law enforcement officers who responded to the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol, which was commissioned by Congress in 2022, remains in storage. Mike Johnson has refused to place it on the wall, as was intended. That "deed" speaks pretty loudly.

Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.

To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

Mt. Si at dusk with some dark green trees, a white farmhouse, and some cattle grazing in a brown field in the foreground.

A black cow with a calf behind her, standing in a field behind some barbed wire fencing.

The Tollgate farmhouse, white with brown timber decorated doors and a roll-up metal door in the dimly lit early evening. The Tollgate Farm sin on the farmhouse is lit by amber lights.

some evenin' walkin' out by the farm, sayin' "what's good?" to some cows

Kind of amazing that the photo Politico used of one of these folks -- the one who made a joke about gas chambers -- is from an event that Politico sponsored last summer.

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

One of the craziest stories I've seen in a long time. If you think Trump and his administration are extreme and depraved, just wait until you learn about the young guns who are positioning themselves to take over the reigns in the next few decades

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Genuinely tempted to fly out to one of them from Seattle but probably a stretch to pull it off right now. Very cool that you're doing them though-such an absolute classic album

Yeah, I'm only a few years older than D'Angelo - that kind of freaks me out

I'll take that as "Emphatically, No"

Believer Now/Rosebowl ‘98

New Camp Trash song “Believer Now/Rosebowl ‘98” is out now. ft. Addy Harris of Rat Tally.

open.spotify.com/track/4TiI7N...

Me: the sheer volume of reminder texts & messages from my dentist for my cleaning appointment is really annoying

Also Me: yeah, I'm still sorry about that one time I totally spaced on my appointment

the part I was least prepared for about getting older, is the steady stream of losing friends, family, and icons that I just assumed would somehow be around forever

Oh. Oh oh oh. Thinking of any more or just these two?

YouTube video by Dining Dead - Topic Overture

All the angels are dreaming of me...
youtu.be/S82lKhyblLc?...

baseballforbaddies on Instagram: "This team has the SAUCE #MLB #majorleaguebaseball #marinersView all 310 comments" This team has the SAUCE #MLB #majorleaguebaseball #mariners

"They're running on vibes, Etsy witches, power friendship, and the love of baseball." #Mariners #GoMs #SeizeTheMoment #TridentsUp 🔱
www.instagram.com/reel/DPwROt8...

The "Is this a pigeon" meme template. A butterfly in the upper right is labeled "Mariners lead ALCS 2-0" and a man in black glasses holding his left hand up to the butterfly is asking, "Is this hope?"

I do not know how to process these #Mariners feelings. This is uncharted mental territory. #GoMs #SeizeTheMoment #TridentsUp 🔱

Marshawn Lynch in Super Bowl XLVIII asking coach Pete Carroll "is it all right if we scored more points?"

Mariners channeling "Super Bowl Marshawn" today #SeizeTheMoment #GoMs #TridentsUp 🔱

WAR-TORN PORTLAND

Admiral Hanson at the Battle of Wolf 359 in a final, static-filled transmission says "The fight does not go well Enterprise" - from Star Trek: The Next Generation

How is the starting pitching going so far in #ALCS game 2? #GoMs #Mariners #TridentsUp 🔱

I am thankful my new job doesn't start until next week (although it may complicate watching any World Series games)