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A blog about people who park like c***s. Upload any pics of c***s to http://yplac.co.uk/submit/. Buy our stuff here: http://yplac.co.uk/shop/

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This car is parked on "hazard warning" tactile paving. Here, it is supposed to alert visually impared pedestrians of the Marston cycle route that emerges from the left and spits cyclists out onto the shared path. But of course, this is a popular parking and loading space. Bollards urgently needed.

20.08.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

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23.08.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Different day different dropped kerb wanker @therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social

25.08.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A BMW taking up two parking slots.

A BMW taking up two parking slots.

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A fine example of BMW parking entitlement.

26.08.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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when in doubt ,or double yellows- sod it leave it on the pavement @therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social

07.08.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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What does your pavement look like today?

Iffley Rd

#banpavementparking
#pavementsareforpeople
#antisocialparking
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11.08.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Morning folks! Looking for some suggestions for "quirky" places to break a journey somewhere between Stafford and Warrington on the M6. The sort of thing that would get into the Bollocks to Alton Towers book, if you've read that :)

01.08.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
White van parked in bike lane

White van parked in bike lane

Royal Mail van parked in same bike lane

Royal Mail van parked in same bike lane

Van parked in same bike lane, flashing indicators show that they have permission to be there.*   obviously untrue

Van parked in same bike lane, flashing indicators show that they have permission to be there.* obviously untrue

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18.07.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Mini parked on the actual fucking beach, because apparently the giant promenade of free parking wasn't close enough

A Mini parked on the actual fucking beach, because apparently the giant promenade of free parking wasn't close enough

Oh ffs @therealyplac.bsky.social

24.07.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A Mercedes saloon parked across two spaces in an otherwise completely full car park.

A Mercedes saloon parked across two spaces in an otherwise completely full car park.

One for @therealyplac.bsky.social

08.07.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a dangerous MORON. Obstructing the pavement forcing children into traffic!! Gave me a shrug and started to move. Only he didn’t until I went back. DOPE!
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10.07.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@therealyplac.bsky.social Portishead today. Thought it was waiting for a space or about to back out. Nope. Abandoned in the entrance #YPLAC

16.06.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For

Fuck's

Sake.

If you live in the centre of town, you can't always park your car outside your house. Tough shit.

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17.06.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

They tried a different spot this morning. They're learning nothing @therealyplac.bsky.social.

24.06.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Van parked across 3 spaces in the Lidl carpark, Southmead, Bristol

Van parked across 3 spaces in the Lidl carpark, Southmead, Bristol

@therealyplac.bsky.social I could maybe understand 2 spaces...but 3?!? Hmm...

24.06.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not for the first time. Does this van always have to drive along and park directly on the path on Shottery Field @stratforddc.bsky.social ?

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25.06.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Short Self Drive van, parked completely blocking a mandatory cycle lane, right next to an empty parking bay

A Short Self Drive van, parked completely blocking a mandatory cycle lane, right next to an empty parking bay

A YPLAC sticker applied to the passenger side window of the van

A YPLAC sticker applied to the passenger side window of the van

The driver, giving a "what the hell" expression with both his face and arms

The driver, giving a "what the hell" expression with both his face and arms

A @therealyplac.bsky.social story in 3 chapters.

He said - I shit you not - "I'm a bin man, where am I meant to park?"
I dunno man, but the completely empty parking bay right next to you - and closer to the bins you're collecting - might be a good place to start.

26.06.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Inconsiderate WankPanzer with tow-bar blocks the pedestrian path to Tesco.

Inconsiderate WankPanzer with tow-bar blocks the pedestrian path to Tesco.

Reg of inconsiderate WankPanzer driver with tow-bar.

Reg of inconsiderate WankPanzer driver with tow-bar.

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They always find new ways. I abandoned my trollley there, but the young mother with a pram had to detour to the main through-route of the car park.

06.06.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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@therealyplac.bsky.social pavement parking ban in Glasgow= don't even think about walking on the pavements in Kelvindale

07.06.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They'd parked across the tactiles again, too. Anyway, a good news story for @therealyplac.bsky.social

20.06.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A white van, parked half on the pavement, half in a protected cycle lane, next to a 15 metre wide road.

A white van, parked half on the pavement, half in a protected cycle lane, next to a 15 metre wide road.

@therealyplac.bsky.social Sticker dutifully applied, but the angle of it meant I didn't catch it on the camera, sadly.

23.06.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mike Mickle - Lightning Strike Blooper
YouTube video by MickleCommunications Mike Mickle - Lightning Strike Blooper

May I raise you this beauty.

youtu.be/VdQS5KNxSbQ?...

24.06.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Totally gormless driver thinking it’s funny to obstruct the pavement to school children. Dangerous dope. What about it…
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01.05.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sticker campaign needed:

"You wouldn't buy a sofa that was too big to fit in your lounge, but you bought a car that's too big to fit on your driveway"

23.04.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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@therealyplac.bsky.social πŸ›ŽοΈ end at it again - even ticket doesn’t deter him

24.04.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BMW i4 parked over majority of pavement width on Stamford Rd West Bridgford, leaving no space to get through.

BMW i4 parked over majority of pavement width on Stamford Rd West Bridgford, leaving no space to get through.

@therealyplac.bsky.social How the f*** is a wheelchair user or parent with a pushchair meant to get through there? @nottspolice.bsky.social Time to ban pavement parking.

25.04.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@therealyplac.bsky.social Over the ambulance access at a ground where 10 football games are going on. What a cunt.

27.04.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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28.04.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blocking the cycle lane outside a primary school is up there.

19.04.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dangerous parking around schools. A mix of hundreds of pedestrians and impatient drivers. The selfishness is shocking.

19.04.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0