Cleodora Silvestri

We have to keep using Sora to make "Sam Altman is stealing a car" videos! NOTHING BUT THOSE.

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

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KEEP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN

RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES UNREDACTED NOW

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How does he manage to vote with them 91% of the time, then?

"Just one question more mister Dracula, you were clearly at the big event last night and yet you're not visible in any of the dozen photos taken. Not even the group photo where witnesses swear you should appear in the empty spot on the fourth row, why do you suppose that is?"

It's almost like he knew that everyone has the Epstein files on their mind.

He will doubtlessly remind us how he makes doctors cry from being a healthy superhuman.

This headline reads like the premise of an alt history scifi series.

You take one look at this cosmic horror and you think "yeah, that's a nightmare."

Such a cute fluffball! Adorable!

This controller looks... familiar.

"FOLLOW THE RED QUEEN! PICK THE CORRECT CARD AND WIN!!!"

I'm still convinced that Baxter is the soul of Baxter Stockman who died when Shredder threw him in the garbage disintegrator. I'm not taking questions at this time.

Clearly that WH statement was authored by staff member ChatGPT.

There was so much weird stuff you had to do. Like fix power to the arcade so professor Ed could play a game where the high score was the lab door password.

I played that game on the C64 back in the late '80s when there was no internet and no guides. Me and my friends would get together everyday to share what we found, this game had a lot of alternate endings.

Dude, Edna just cleaned that microwave!!!

Jeff sitting next to Namor and warning him about danger

Jeff has a tiny throne next to Namor

Ever since she was first revealed as mayor of NDC, there was no doubt in my mind that she and Kong were a couple.

An exchange on twitter. controlla.xyz: If you hate Al you probably just hate art and expression It's an infinite mashup of all the best art ever made by humans lesliejandersonwriter: If you hate the juice at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster you just hate food and cooking. It's an infinite mashup of all the best food made by humans!

I love this.

I had a bad experience with UPS where they didn't deliver a package I was supposed to get at work and they forged a signature. I confirmed with the mail room they got nothing and I had to write it off as lost... then six months later, they just DROPPED IT IN like nothing happened.

I can definitely see them arguing louder and louder about how they're more in shape, they can do more sets, more reps, more laps, until they can't take it anymore and have a hot passionate kiss for a solid minute.

Let's test out that theory by firing Sam Altman and replacing him with AI.

Rick and Morty nailed that one.

"WHAT IS MY PURPOSE"
"You pass butter."
"OH MY GOD"

Truck-kun was BUSY in the 90's!

I can never be mad at the event that gave us The Unknown and the Meth Lab Oompa Loompa.

It's not going to go well when the current inventory of GPUs start breaking down from overuse and undermaintenance. Because let's not forget, tech bros DESPISE maintenance because it's not sexy and does not make Line Go Up.

The thought occurs that Inuyasha was an isekai before that genre existed.

This royal court summons could have been a message carrier.

Hey, he wanted to nuke HURRICANES.