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In Canada it’s casseroule.

30.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 30 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

In Canada tacos are made out of pancakes.

03.12.2025 13:21 — 👍 30 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1

Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. Twerk.

Dat ass.

03.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

put that in your pipe and oh-you’re already smoking it. didn’t even ask what it was. u wild

03.12.2025 11:21 — 👍 44 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

Taking a sick day cause I'm sick of everything

03.12.2025 12:49 — 👍 92 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 0

this all could've been avoided if we'd have simply let the bodies hit the floor

03.12.2025 12:48 — 👍 72 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0

People don’t shut the fuck up like they used to.

02.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 37 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry I told you to shut the fuck up but it will happen again.

02.12.2025 22:56 — 👍 20 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

drinking la croix with a krazy straw to spice things up

03.12.2025 18:54 — 👍 48 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 1

people who start sentences with funny story is why I have trust issues.

02.12.2025 20:06 — 👍 77 🔁 32 💬 7 📌 0

oh officer, you're so silly. i wasn't breaking the law. i was just ignoring it.

03.12.2025 19:03 — 👍 92 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 1

I scampered out of the hermit's cave with recluse abandon.

03.12.2025 18:09 — 👍 102 🔁 39 💬 0 📌 0

two turntables and a microphone? in this economy???

03.12.2025 18:34 — 👍 78 🔁 32 💬 4 📌 0

sixth in line to the throne takes on a different meaning when you’re not in the royal family but in a dive bar

02.12.2025 20:08 — 👍 56 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0

good morning to everyone except assholes who send Christmas cards with glitter

03.12.2025 14:22 — 👍 51 🔁 17 💬 7 📌 1

RAGE RIPS ALL THE DOORS OFF THE ADVENT CALENDAR

01.12.2024 13:42 — 👍 63 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0

Burnt my finger tips cooking a perfect time for a crime spree.

14.12.2024 20:29 — 👍 851 🔁 86 💬 29 📌 4

Elvis sang about, A hunk, a hunk of burning love, today we know this as gonorrhea

02.12.2025 18:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only I can prevent forest fires

23.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 22 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

Ooo America you in trouble girl

28.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 307 🔁 100 💬 4 📌 0

Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.

23.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 108 🔁 45 💬 4 📌 0

Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.

08.08.2025 20:04 — 👍 444 🔁 142 💬 24 📌 2

I think everyone is entitled to a sad saxophone solo during a breakup

24.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 27 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

This administration is like Rocky 5, once everything is done, we'll pretend like it never happened

21.10.2025 14:48 — 👍 14 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Of course I learn about this man for the first time because of his Nazi tattoo.

21.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe it’s Maybelline.

Maybe she’s insufferable.

18.10.2025 04:58 — 👍 29 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1

“it’s MN nice! go away ICE” sign at no kings minneapolis

18.10.2025 18:19 — 👍 83 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0

“RESTORE CANCER RESEARCH FUNDING” sign at no kings minneapolis

18.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 1949 🔁 407 💬 9 📌 16

*looking in the mirror

Who the hell is that?

10.04.2025 01:18 — 👍 78 🔁 36 💬 2 📌 2

“don’t crush your finger, finger your crush” or something like that

12.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 120 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 0

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