Caleb Hecht

I uh... Have not been keeping up with this. I am known for being bad at watching most TV...

I may have missed most of the Raptors season this year but you best believe I'll be back for the WNBA season

My most recent revelation has been that I like wearing clothes that fit. It's kind of difficult to enact since I am a very small man and a lot of things are often too big.

WHY IS JOE BIDEN IN FF7 REBIRTH

I don't know what they're putting in these British metal bands, but it is AWESOME

Think my new life motto is "I'm a linguist, what did you expect?"

If Spiritbox and Bring Me The Horizon did a collaboration, I may just drop dead.

I think adding the modifiers "enraged" and "swamp" before any noun is a recipe for nightmare fuel

2024: The first year in 4 years that I didn't almost die :)

I'm really bad a predicting what people already know. Sometimes before I delve into a subject I'll try to explain something and they'll say "We know what that is." Other times, I'll start talking about something for a bit and someone will say "We don't know what X is."

I have just realized how similar Teeth by Underoath and Holy Roller by Spiritbox sound, and now I want a mashup.

Bring Me The Horizon should do a Christmas album and call it Bring Me The Ho-Ho-Horizon, or Deck the Horizon, or That's The Christmas Spirit, or Santapiternal, or Suisled Season, or Count Your Bell-essings, or Post Human: Survival Hoarfrost... Need I go on?

Time for an introduction!
My name is Caleb, I'm an undergraduate Linguistics student. At the same time, I am a substitute education assistant in the city I live in. I speak English and French fluently, and have been learning Korean for almost 3 years and Mandarin for almost 2 years.