Just fully face planted into a bed while trying to push it into place
Happy Halloween
@violentphlegm.bsky.social
Just an ornamental hermit trying to make it in this big bad world. She/her
Just fully face planted into a bed while trying to push it into place
Happy Halloween
Congratulations, it sucks to be us!
23.10.2025 21:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Was all in on it being Maisie for some reason!
23.10.2025 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have had depression nearly twice as long as I was happy congratulations me I guess
23.10.2025 21:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why have I convinced myself that the only way I can be a productive human being is to buy multiple pairs of headphones so I can go freely about my life without the fear of hearing my own thoughts
21.10.2025 11:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me too babes, we're just very bloody dopey!
17.10.2025 08:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0RIP to me. I have drowned in my own snot.
17.10.2025 08:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is there anything better than sitting in the Lidl car park while chaos ensues around you and you have your croissants and choons
13.10.2025 13:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm an enigma wrapped in rattlesnakes
12.10.2025 21:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Where do smells go when they disappear
12.10.2025 21:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hi I still exist for the two of you that still remember me
Can't be arsed with socials for the most part but if you're in any way interested in chatting you can find me on insta
Or maybe text if you ask nicely
Hope you're all good
Yes I see the irony in the post
16.07.2025 15:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Approximately 40 times a day I will start writing something - maybe a comment on a post, maybe a reply to a question, or maybe just a message to someone - and then my brain says "NO! Nobody cares! Keep your thoughts to yourself!" and I think more people should adopt this strategy
16.07.2025 15:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hahaha I would be SO insufferable!
15.07.2025 13:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now that I am running a Small Businessβ’, I am very tempted to just buy like a holster belt for both of my phones so I'm not always fishing around my pockets or bag. Imagine how much more of a wanker I could be that way!
15.07.2025 13:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Got a new book to read during my nightly 2-5am lying awake hating myself sessions and I think I'm finally broken. Had to stop reading cuz I was too scared like a child
15.07.2025 08:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lads I just heard of Coffin Confessors and I am in desperate need of a book or compilation of the wildest confessions cuz omg the JUICE
14.07.2025 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cheers doll! I wanted orange but the blue was resisting too muchπ I'll get there eventually!
13.07.2025 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Awh thanks mate!
13.07.2025 11:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello this is my face
13.07.2025 11:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I Kurt myself Cobain, to see if I still feel
13.07.2025 11:03 β π 1827 π 189 π¬ 38 π 3πππ
12.07.2025 23:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Valter Walker is my new favourite fighter purely for the weirdness
12.07.2025 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wandering round the village today and a woman came up to me
"So you're the girl with blue hair"
(my hair is now orange)
"Until recently yeah!"
"Sound"
Why did it only just occur to me that Toffee Crisps are basically just Rice Krispie cakes with added toffee
08.07.2025 12:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sadykhov's precision is very.. precise
21.06.2025 19:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The "drip" (whatever the fuck that brand is) logo on the octagon canvas just looks like the Bic logo to me sorry
21.06.2025 19:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have blackout blinds and curtains but unless they are floor to ceiling and wall to wall they will not work. I need TOTAL DARKNESS.
(yes I should probably just wear a sleep mask but go way with your logic would ya)
Long bright days are great and all but honestly getting sick of being woken up at 5am and it still being bright at 10.30pm. I need ambience and sleeeeeep
16.06.2025 14:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0