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THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

27.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12393    πŸ” 4668    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 33
pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

27.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5248    πŸ” 1309    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 28

I don't know why the federal government has declared war on my state, but this is clearly because their attempt to conduct an invasion was thwarted. So they're now retaliating economically.

25.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2660    πŸ” 530    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 20
A framed art piece for sale at a store that says β€œYOUR FIRST breath TOOK OURS breath.”

A framed art piece for sale at a store that says β€œYOUR FIRST breath TOOK OURS breath.”

Your first breath took ours breath :)

21.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
a kirby air riders results screen where first place and 4th place have been switched. a notice in the middle reads:

Tragically, CPU3 passed away during today's race. To honor them and their memory, they will be posthumously awarded the first place title.

We understand this may upset the previously determined winner of the race. However, we feel it is important to treat all race participants with respect, and we have determined that this is the best way to show support to the deceased.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Please refer to the Kirby Air Ridersβ„’ Health & Safety Guide for more information.

a kirby air riders results screen where first place and 4th place have been switched. a notice in the middle reads: Tragically, CPU3 passed away during today's race. To honor them and their memory, they will be posthumously awarded the first place title. We understand this may upset the previously determined winner of the race. However, we feel it is important to treat all race participants with respect, and we have determined that this is the best way to show support to the deceased. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Please refer to the Kirby Air Ridersβ„’ Health & Safety Guide for more information.

last night i had a dream where i was playing a race against cpus in kirby air riders and won, but there was a mechanic where one of the cpus could be randomly revealed to have died in the middle of the race and it would automatically give them first place

15.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1385    πŸ” 569    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 8
An oven mitt with an onion on top below the words β€œ2. Keep important medications with you”

An oven mitt with an onion on top below the words β€œ2. Keep important medications with you”

totally enthralled by this oven mitt with an onion sitting on it at LAX with the words β€œ2. Keep important medications with you” over it. I took dozens of photos

12.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1914    πŸ” 430    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 19
Teal-a-thon: 5-year anniversary uncapped megathon.

POINT GOALS
10: chat picks new model-related redeem
25: nail-painting handcam stream
50: (L2D) Turnip model (not custom)
75: create a community laugh track
100: (3D) 1 channel point ragdoll stream
200: chat picks Teal Skeb artwork (sfw)
300: drinkie stream :)
500: Monster Prom stream..... (with help)
750: making viewers in WWE (30 pts required to join)
1000: send Teal to OffKai Expo 2026
1500: another Bomberman stream..... (with help)
2000: full-body VR stream 
2500: chat picks Teal Skeb artwork (spicy)
3000: (3D) new outfit
3500: local vtuber off-collab stream
4000: (3D) femTeal model
4500: maid cosplay webcam stream (with face mask)
5000: another 24-hour stream............

INDIVIDUAL REWARDS
15: name on starting soon screen
50: personalized drawing
100: pick a game for Teal to play on stream
(up to my discretion / 5 hours minimum will be dedicated per game)

QUESTS
random triggerable events.
β€’ chug entire water bottle
β€’ eat a lemon slice
β€’ remove glasses
β€’ eat cilantro
β€’ and more!

COMMS
Any comms requested via ko-fi will also contribute!

POINTS
$1 or 100 bits = 1 point
1 sub = 3 points
T1 = 3 pts / T2 = 5 pts / T3 = 13 pts

TIMER
starts at 24 hours
1 pt = +1 minute

Art by @kv_d113.

Graphic features a cute illustration of Teal Emile, a gender ambiguous character with blue hair and puppy features. They are throwing a peace sign and smiling at the viewer!

Teal-a-thon: 5-year anniversary uncapped megathon. POINT GOALS 10: chat picks new model-related redeem 25: nail-painting handcam stream 50: (L2D) Turnip model (not custom) 75: create a community laugh track 100: (3D) 1 channel point ragdoll stream 200: chat picks Teal Skeb artwork (sfw) 300: drinkie stream :) 500: Monster Prom stream..... (with help) 750: making viewers in WWE (30 pts required to join) 1000: send Teal to OffKai Expo 2026 1500: another Bomberman stream..... (with help) 2000: full-body VR stream 2500: chat picks Teal Skeb artwork (spicy) 3000: (3D) new outfit 3500: local vtuber off-collab stream 4000: (3D) femTeal model 4500: maid cosplay webcam stream (with face mask) 5000: another 24-hour stream............ INDIVIDUAL REWARDS 15: name on starting soon screen 50: personalized drawing 100: pick a game for Teal to play on stream (up to my discretion / 5 hours minimum will be dedicated per game) QUESTS random triggerable events. β€’ chug entire water bottle β€’ eat a lemon slice β€’ remove glasses β€’ eat cilantro β€’ and more! COMMS Any comms requested via ko-fi will also contribute! POINTS $1 or 100 bits = 1 point 1 sub = 3 points T1 = 3 pts / T2 = 5 pts / T3 = 13 pts TIMER starts at 24 hours 1 pt = +1 minute Art by @kv_d113. Graphic features a cute illustration of Teal Emile, a gender ambiguous character with blue hair and puppy features. They are throwing a peace sign and smiling at the viewer!

πŸ©΅πŸ‘οΈ IT'S TEALATHON TIME πŸ‘οΈπŸ©΅

i'm hosting my first solo subathon/megathon for my 5-year stream and affiliate anniversary! excited (and a little scared) to try out this whole timer thing ...

πŸ“… starting Sunday, February 15 at 12 PM CST

08.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paulβ€”an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

11.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11387    πŸ” 6566    πŸ’¬ 274    πŸ“Œ 628

NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK I’M SO SORRY

09.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
🚨 URGENT WARNING: Suspected FBI honeypot operation 🚨 

Armed Citizens Against Tyranny (ACATUSA) is promoting an open carry march Saturday, February 7, gathering at 8:30AM and marching at 10:30AM from the intersection of East 34th & 5th Ave S to Glam Doll Donuts.
 
We have high confidence this is a federal honeypot, with evidence as follows:

1. No one in the community or local firearms communities knows anyone associated with this group. They activated their website ACATUSA on January 10th. 

2. Their domain: ACATUSA, has, since the early 2000s, linked directly to the FBI .gov website, and previously presented itself as Armed Citizens Against Terrorism, which also had links for FBI tiplines.

🚨 URGENT WARNING: Suspected FBI honeypot operation 🚨 Armed Citizens Against Tyranny (ACATUSA) is promoting an open carry march Saturday, February 7, gathering at 8:30AM and marching at 10:30AM from the intersection of East 34th & 5th Ave S to Glam Doll Donuts. We have high confidence this is a federal honeypot, with evidence as follows: 1. No one in the community or local firearms communities knows anyone associated with this group. They activated their website ACATUSA on January 10th. 2. Their domain: ACATUSA, has, since the early 2000s, linked directly to the FBI .gov website, and previously presented itself as Armed Citizens Against Terrorism, which also had links for FBI tiplines.

3. Public and private requests for clarity on who this organization is and where they came from have been met with opaque, repetitive responses.

4. Organizations across the political spectrum, from the SRA, Atlas Defense, and the MN Gun Owners Caucus, have all warned against participation in the event.

Do Not Engage with this march. They are requesting people with Permits To Carry identify themselves to the group and march with unloaded firearms *while also stating they will allow β€œformer” law enforcement/military to march with loaded firearms. They are also requesting unarmed people follow and march with them, as well as volunteers to help marchers check in. 

Under no circumstances should you engage with this march, and take extreme caution in the area of the proposed route.

3. Public and private requests for clarity on who this organization is and where they came from have been met with opaque, repetitive responses. 4. Organizations across the political spectrum, from the SRA, Atlas Defense, and the MN Gun Owners Caucus, have all warned against participation in the event. Do Not Engage with this march. They are requesting people with Permits To Carry identify themselves to the group and march with unloaded firearms *while also stating they will allow β€œformer” law enforcement/military to march with loaded firearms. They are also requesting unarmed people follow and march with them, as well as volunteers to help marchers check in. Under no circumstances should you engage with this march, and take extreme caution in the area of the proposed route.

🚨 URGENT MPLS WARNING: Suspected FBI honeypot operation 🚨

Armed Citizens Against Tyranny (ACATUSA) is promoting an open carry march Saturday, February 7, gathering at 8:30AM and marching at 10:30AM from the intersection of East 34th & 5th Ave S to Glam Doll Donuts.

DO NOT ENGAGE, avoid the area.

06.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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large banner that reads ICE OUT OF MN FOR GOOD at lake and lyndale

large banner that reads ICE OUT OF MN FOR GOOD at lake and lyndale

Large banner hangs over a building at Lake Street and Lyndale Avenue on a snowy morning.

It reads "ICE OUT OF MN" "FOR GOOD" with the names of those killed by federal agents.

Minneapolis, February 2026

01.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 983    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 13
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happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

03.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 43265    πŸ” 19366    πŸ’¬ 2402    πŸ“Œ 1617

ICE in minneapolis are causing international incidents because agents don’t understand what a consulate is and tried entering ecuador’s

the country has put out a statement in spanish

27.01.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1794    πŸ” 653    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 94

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

26.01.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10699    πŸ” 2499    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 79
colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social
the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image
September 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM

colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image September 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM

06.06.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1565    πŸ” 580    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 20

I know the immediate future gonna be pretty crazy because I see more and more people reposting the Steven Universe comic.

24.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2823    πŸ” 434    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 6

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

24.01.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 27632    πŸ” 9941    πŸ’¬ 245    πŸ“Œ 210
Minnesotans in winter gear surrounded by heavily armed federal agents

Minnesotans in winter gear surrounded by heavily armed federal agents

From Whittier a few hrs agoβ€”after shooting & killing an ICE responder in Minneapolis, 37 yr old Alex Pretti, DHS agents brutalized a crowd that gathered & flooded the area w/ tear gas.

@andral404.bsky.social captured this moment against a building where a fed then pointed his rifle at someone.

24.01.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1029    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 22
NE SE
COMMUNITY VIGILS
SATURDAY
THE 24β€’ 7M
INDOOR
GRACE LUTHERAN CHURCH
1500 6TH ST NE
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH
2510 CLEVELAND ST NE
OUTDOOR
37TH & BUCHANAN
・
6TH & MAIN
BEDFORD & UNIVERSITY
BOTTINEAU PARK
β€’ CAVELL PARK
CENTRAL & LOWRY
DEMING HEIGHTS (SE CORNER) β€’ HOLMES PARK β€’ JACKSON SQUARE LOGAN PARK β€’ MARSHALLTERRACE PARK β€’ SEYMORE & FRANKLIN
ST ANTHONY PARK
VAN CLEVE PARK
WAITE PARK
WINDOM PARK GAZEBO
...AND MORE
* PARK BUILDINGS WILL NOT BE OPEN

NE SE COMMUNITY VIGILS SATURDAY THE 24β€’ 7M INDOOR GRACE LUTHERAN CHURCH 1500 6TH ST NE UNITED METHODIST CHURCH 2510 CLEVELAND ST NE OUTDOOR 37TH & BUCHANAN ・ 6TH & MAIN BEDFORD & UNIVERSITY BOTTINEAU PARK β€’ CAVELL PARK CENTRAL & LOWRY DEMING HEIGHTS (SE CORNER) β€’ HOLMES PARK β€’ JACKSON SQUARE LOGAN PARK β€’ MARSHALLTERRACE PARK β€’ SEYMORE & FRANKLIN ST ANTHONY PARK VAN CLEVE PARK WAITE PARK WINDOM PARK GAZEBO ...AND MORE * PARK BUILDINGS WILL NOT BE OPEN

Here is a list of vigils happening tonight in Northeast & Southeast.

24.01.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"He was executed by the US federal government" cannot be understated and needs to be repeated. The United States government is openly slaughtering its own citizens, who are just looking out for our neighbors, in the streets. The US federal government is SLAUGHTERING ITS CITIZENS.

25.01.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

this is what’s nicknamed β€œeat street”, with tons of diverse restaurants, many of them immigrant-owned, surrounded by housing, a short walk from the Minneapolis Institute of Art and across the street from a record store. it’s my neighborhood

24.01.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE just shot another one of my neighbors. They had the person on the ground, being beaten by several agents, and then fired multiple shots. In front of the donut shop where we like to get donuts for our kids.

24.01.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9892    πŸ” 3702    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 142
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Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

23.01.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8997    πŸ” 4873    πŸ’¬ 339    πŸ“Œ 937
The first time I witnessed someone get abducted was Sunday, December 14th, 2025.
ICE left behind his wife and an infant child in the car.
The family was going to church.
"We pulled over, but then they told us they would take us too if we did anything. We have our own baby in the back seat."
None of us knew what to do. No one tells you how useless you feel when someone is taken.

The first time I witnessed someone get abducted was Sunday, December 14th, 2025. ICE left behind his wife and an infant child in the car. The family was going to church. "We pulled over, but then they told us they would take us too if we did anything. We have our own baby in the back seat." None of us knew what to do. No one tells you how useless you feel when someone is taken.

The next abduction I witnessed was a couple weeks later.
Both times, I hadn't even gotten out of bed yet when I heard the whistles.
I was better at responding the second time. There's not a lot you can do except make noise and be annoying.
I'm good at being annoying.
At this point, being annoying is liable to get you shot or tear gassed or blinded. 
It is what it is.

The next abduction I witnessed was a couple weeks later. Both times, I hadn't even gotten out of bed yet when I heard the whistles. I was better at responding the second time. There's not a lot you can do except make noise and be annoying. I'm good at being annoying. At this point, being annoying is liable to get you shot or tear gassed or blinded. It is what it is.

Focusing on anything but the occupation has been difficult. That's what I've come to call it now--an occupation. What else do you call a bunch of soldier bullies driving around the streets trying to find people to kidnap?
I try to be more present for my friends and neighbors.
"Hey, do you have some time to drop off some donations this weekend?"
"Yeah, I'll do a Costco run!"
"I've got some blankets and coats to donate."
"I can come pick them up tomorrow! You guys need anything from the store?"

Focusing on anything but the occupation has been difficult. That's what I've come to call it now--an occupation. What else do you call a bunch of soldier bullies driving around the streets trying to find people to kidnap? I try to be more present for my friends and neighbors. "Hey, do you have some time to drop off some donations this weekend?" "Yeah, I'll do a Costco run!" "I've got some blankets and coats to donate." "I can come pick them up tomorrow! You guys need anything from the store?"

"Is anyone available to watch the bus stop?"
"I can!"

[An image of two people at a bus stop. They're both wearing whistles.]

A news article clipping: ICE detains 4 Colombia Heights students, including 5- and 10-year-olds sent to Texas. Colombia Heights Public Schools leaders addressed the ICE surge into the district, saying the community is "shattered."

And they say they're "catching criminals." Sure.

"Is anyone available to watch the bus stop?" "I can!" [An image of two people at a bus stop. They're both wearing whistles.] A news article clipping: ICE detains 4 Colombia Heights students, including 5- and 10-year-olds sent to Texas. Colombia Heights Public Schools leaders addressed the ICE surge into the district, saying the community is "shattered." And they say they're "catching criminals." Sure.

stories from Minneapolis.

#iceoutmpls #iceoutcomics #iceoutofmpls

23.01.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 303    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just wow, Minneapolis.

23.01.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1040    πŸ” 344    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 54

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

genuinely stunning image

24.01.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 31573    πŸ” 7298    πŸ’¬ 362    πŸ“Œ 346
An black/white/blue illustration of the character Caspar flinching away as a some creature's leg starts emerging from an open book.

An black/white/blue illustration of the character Caspar flinching away as a some creature's leg starts emerging from an open book.

Opening the wrong book

23.01.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's happening

23.01.2026 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 402    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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BREAKING: The House passed H.J. Res. 140β€”stripping protections from the Boundary Waters and handing 225,000 acres to a Chilean mining corp. The Senate is our last chance. πŸ“ž Call: (202) 224-3121, say "Vote NO on H.J. Res. 140." Final stand.

friends-bwca.org/get-involved/take-legislative-action

21.01.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 32