Every single one. Even koalas.
09.08.2025 14:06 β π 74 π 10 π¬ 7 π 1@theryusui.bsky.social
maker of tiny games | navigator of retail chaos | artist | FFXIV Ryusui Teira@Brynhildr | he/him | trans rights are human rights | block crypto bros on sight
Every single one. Even koalas.
09.08.2025 14:06 β π 74 π 10 π¬ 7 π 1Adelheid holding her hat.
I finally had the time to draw my favorite German kangaroo!
09.08.2025 14:25 β π 61 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0for the curious, "esa" means "(animal) food" or "bait"
09.08.2025 14:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So instead of addressing any issues, Mastercard is FURTHER supressing criticism.
They're panicking.
Don't. Stop. Calling.
An adult raccoon in a live trap, the Mama-Boss.
Two live traps. In the left one a young raccoon is curled up. In the right one two young raccoons look towards the camera.
A small raccoon in a live trap. It looks quite upset, but let it be known that it was snarling like a demon.
casually caught an relocated an entire crime syndicate last week
21.07.2025 15:10 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Decade (2025)
09.08.2025 13:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Genderbend: Adelino πβοΈ
09.08.2025 04:11 β π 445 π 96 π¬ 12 π 0Ralsei plush drowning on w/place as well as another Ralsei saying βStop advertising me Iβm dying!β
I think Iβve peaked
09.08.2025 05:59 β π 445 π 127 π¬ 1 π 0yes except people who make decisions affecting millions of lives believe the little plastic icosahedron in its spherical coffin full of dark fluid is an oracle whose power must be captured and controlled to their own ends even if it means triggering the collapse of society in every other aspect
09.08.2025 12:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BIRD (Part 2)
Second half of my most recent commission for @purbleburd.bsky.social - making an anthro version VTuber model! πͺΆTesting out the live tracking in Warudo for this model!
A Fish Falls From the Sky and Sparks a Brush Fire in British Columbia
For a medieval monastic chronicler, a headline to die for
02.08.2025 19:23 β π 3591 π 882 π¬ 74 π 80"your ultimate goal is to become Rick Sanchez" - a game written by someone who may have watched but definitely doesn't understand Rick & Morty
09.08.2025 12:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you become Rick Sanchez but without any of the things that make Rick Sanchez OR the universes he inhabits INTERESTING
09.08.2025 12:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0banned from a livestream for mentioning mastercard is definitely a bad look
imagine it would have been simpler to just let somebody buy a video game. idk
The crux of their argument is that if they're found liable, then the consequences of their own actions that no one forced them to take could ruin them and the rest of their industry that undertakes similar practices.
To which I say motherfucker did you never hear about Napster
Rules for life are as follows:
1) don't be a dick
2) help people who are in need of it
3) do not deep fry a frozen turkey
it turned out he'd wrapped the ball in tape to make it MORE attention-attracting, making the whole episode a lesson in Newton's second law (force = mass * acceleration)
09.08.2025 11:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just the other day i had reason to remember the episode about the guy who bought a BAAD ("biggish attention-attracting doohickey") for his bike, an orange ball on an antenna, and he thought the maker had sabotaged his on purpose because it kept bopping him in the back of his head whenever he stopped
09.08.2025 11:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0does anybody else remember Science Court
09.08.2025 11:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is an episode of Science Court waiting to happen
09.08.2025 11:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i think you mean jants
09.08.2025 05:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love how the game is coy as to the identity of the "VIP" you're trying to save (and who turns out to be fully capable of kicking ass himself) all the way up to the big reveal he's Ryoma frickin' Sakamoto
whilst all the guides and whatnot just...frontload that info like it's no big deal
also you can bet that if all those extra Mozarts turned out to be black or brown, Musk et al. would be stumping for genocide against the space people
09.08.2025 03:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the kind of person who nods in bobbleheaded agreement at Elon Musk's assertion "we MUST move into space because with a trillion human beings there will be a thousand Mozarts at any given time"
they don't care about the music; they can only understand culture as content, a high score to aim for
reminded of the bit on Rick & Morty where Jerry gets an "extended cut" of Miracle on 34th Street for Christmas
it's mostly just a guy goggling in amazement at all the extra streets and all the extra miracles happening on each and every one of them
even Jerry gets sick of it after a few hours
just how much are they massaging the input on this thing to get even this much out of it
09.08.2025 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0legit curious how this part even works, like
there is no sign inside the bar in the original picture; there is one on the outside that says "PHILLIES", which is clearly what this sign is trying in vain to render, but where exactly is it drawing the DESIGN of the sign from
Sports Illustrated is covering it now.
Time to pretend to be a normie shareholder who wants to know why the brand is damaging its own reputation.