hutch2much (COMMS OPEN)

It's finally done.
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The Forgotten World of Pokemon Creepypastas can finally be found at: youtu.be/Z-3H2B0RJNA

Kitt

Link (depicted as a woman) stands in a snowy blizzard, carrying the rod of seasons. tags: FemLink, genderswap, rule 63, snow, winter

Female Link Friday
Winter Wandering 10 - Interlude III

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Who am I kidding, had to do the set

the girlfriend punishment box is serious business

seriously tho how hard is it to say "some boys like boys, some girls like girls. lets go get ice cream"

man. i used to respect pete doctor, too

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords (Anniversary Edition; 2002/2011, DSi; played via 3DS w/ @roxiewolf.bsky.social)

dumb, multiplayer nintendo fun. nothin too special, but with friends, its a good time

you can read my full review here:
backloggd.com/u/hutch2much...

pretty sure they tried this during basically every moment in history. it didnt work.

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

oc redraw

its a wonder this site even loads

"MDNI": weak, generic ❌

"yo brother, legal team confirmed we can't work with minors rn": personalized, powerful ✅

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

TheOdd1sOut (@theodd1sout)

update on this btw:
fxtwitter.com/theodd1sout/...

"does your product rollout clear the U2 album test" is something im going to be thinking about forever now

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

oh shit its birdo

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the “one more thing”.

nothing will get better for you, the consumer, if nintendo wins the lawsuit against the US

however. it would be /really/ funny

uhh

i don't need nintendo to win. i just need the US government to lose.

its a shame there are so many shitty narcissists out there cuz it gives me, the only good narcissist, a real bad rap

i heard someone argue that the capital H being used for referring to Him counts as a neopronoun

??????? what the hell

buzzfeed can eat my pants jesus christ

Thursona 5 Royal!

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c0mm for @vyletpony.com y thank u for letting me make fleur de lis transmasc o7