I’ve been to Twitter jail, and I’m not going back!
05.03.2026 11:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been to Twitter jail, and I’m not going back!
05.03.2026 11:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤒
05.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sunny day ☀️
04.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The prophecy is unclear but it involves posting cringe
01.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 147 🔁 56 💬 2 📌 0they should invent parents that are proud of me
01.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 291 🔁 66 💬 25 📌 5she is beauty, she is grace, she is an open parking space
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Reverse cowgirl because my 7 day free trial is up tomorrow
02.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Barron is probably some kind of Russian alien genetic experiment.
03.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
picture of a cloudy sky over a meadow and a dirt road - HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY IF YOU WANT TO BE ALONE FOREVER. WEDNESDAY JUNE 2026 17
Being alone is my super power
03.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 44 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0canadians be like what’s wrong with u
03.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 58 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 1
This is who runs this account
03.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A week long celebration of dad jokes, call it The Paternity Fest
03.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 89 🔁 34 💬 5 📌 0No good shows. No good music. Excited for warmer weather ☀️
03.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0slouching tiger forbidden dragon
02.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 68 🔁 25 💬 5 📌 1Legit my guardian angel
02.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0D’Arcy Hiltz is a fucking beast
02.03.2026 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reverse cowgirl because I’m teaching myself to knit
02.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0your honor, my client said "it is what it is"
02.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0Reminder that nothing matters. Shoot your fucking shot. The whole shot
02.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 37 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 1Social media has become anti-society.
27.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 38 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 1I once killed 100 birds with one stone
02.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0According to my HR Manager, “Go Fist Yourself Randy” is not an appropriate way to close out a work email
27.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 26 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1sometimes you just have to take a step away from the news and focus on the fact that no one loves you
02.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 59 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 2we are living in interesting times
02.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Life is a chessboard which sucks because I’m more of a Go Fish guy.
02.03.2026 17:33 — 👍 39 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0a deja vu but in reverse
02.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 26 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0dolly should have just set jolene on fire
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