Lisa

I really admire everyone who goes hard for Halloween because I am not creative or clever like that in the slightest.

A cheese tavern-style pizza on a cooling rack on a restaurant table with a red and white checked tablecloth.

A neon sign in a restaurant with green lines on the top and bottom with "Aurelio's Pizza" in red lettering.

I was reunited with one of my favorite Chicagoland tavern-style pizzas today after way too long. This one is also Pope approved.

OMG THEY GOT THE BAND BACK TOGETHER, HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME. 🥹😭

I just saw a picture. Eww.

Ooh, is that a thing?

I'm very tempted to take a sick day tomorrow to sleep.

I've been up since 2:30 am because the dog took my spot in bed and I could no longer tolerate contorting my back to try and stay there. Since then, I walked 4 miles, had physical therapy, ran a bunch of errands, and worked 8 hours. I can't believe I'm still awake. I won't be for long.

People who work at dispensaries >>>>>>>>

I ran errands earlier and forgot to use it as an opportunity to continue breaking in my orthotics, boo.

The real monsters and ghouls this Halloween.

Having to make this plea is so fucked up.

I struggle with seasonal depression pretty hard in cold weather months, but I'll take it. I still prefer cold weather over hot any day.

I have! Yes, unfortunately very unsurprising because the people in charge are racist, fascist toddlers with access to nuclear codes.

This makes me want to vomit.

My top 3 horror franchises:

1. Saw
2. Chucky/Child's Play
3. Nightmare on Elm Street

Nightmare on Elm Street is one of my favorite horror franchises. We brought out the box set the other day and have been spending some random quality time with Freddy (we watched 3 and now we're watching the OG).

Oh god, we LOVE bergamot in this household. An elite scent.

If you drive a new Tesla, fuck you. That is all.

I fully support going to bed at 6 pm! I hope you feel better.

So true.

maybe posting a video of yourself in a crown calling yourself king and dumping shit on half the country and then physically tearing down the White House the day after the largest protests of the century is a political masterstroke. I guess we'll see

I said that to my husband too. It's not like anyone will stop him or do anything about it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

It's insane! That's a major historical landmark.

I just had a carne asada chimichanga and elotes from our favorite Mexican restaurant and I am blissed out.

He got his big crowds at last and it was all people who fucking hate him, God bless America.

Yum! Happy birthday to you! 💕

Same.

We're watching the Masters of the Universe movie from the 80s and Gwildor's face looks like Trump's neckussy and it's upsetting. 😭

What the fucking fuck.

They're really turning down the temperature!