That Tom Catt

Republicans expressing concerns about Medicaid cuts in the spending bill is akin to Tony Soprano expressing concerns to Dr. Melfi. No matter what they say, by the end of every episode, they are going to kill somebody.

The GOP's plan to defund Planned Parenthood would add $300 million to the deficit So much for cutting costs.

The plan to defund Planned Parenthood would cost taxpayers $300 million over the next decade, according to a leaked preliminary estimate compiled by the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO).

A photo of a mountain at dusk. Caption: call me crazy, but I love to see people happy in succeeding. Life is a journey, not a competition.

Happy Wednesday!

1500 reviews and still overwhelmingly positive!

I feel there are still people who might enjoy the game so maybe it's time to address a few common misconceptions:

- It's FUNNY not SCARY!
- It doesn't use AI!
- If doesn't require a perfect vocabulary!
- It probably won't curse your computer/console!

Governor stands with trans kids & won't take 'soul-sucking path' of sacrificing their rights - LGBTQ Nation "Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only, a punch in the face.”

"Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only, a punch in the face.” www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/03/gove...

NOT. A. DRAG. QUEEN.

The abuser’s classic playbook is to isolate you from your friends, create a sense of helplessness, make it difficult to connect with others and force you to simply think about your survival from one day to the next. We are seeing that playbook applied to the nation as a whole.

Marine Le Pen Barred From French Presidential Run After Embezzlement Ruling The sentence made the far-right leader ineligible for five years, excluding her from the 2027 election unless she can secure a more favorable outcome on appeal.

“Marine Le Pen, the French far-right leader, was found guilty of embezzlement by a criminal court in Paris on Monday and immediately barred from running for public office for five years.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/31/w...

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When people talk about "American Exceptionalism" they now usually mean that Americans are exceptionally bad a running a country.

I tell you, having the days I’ve been having im grateful SO FUCKING GRATEFUL i can continue to make art and make laughter as Tom Catt and Dorothy Zbornak. And how anyone tells the difference between the two is only determined by the amount of silicone and lashes.

A massive story in Canada is that damn near the entire country is turning on national God Wayne Gretzky because he refuses to stand up for Canadian sovereignty due to his desire to keep getting invites to Mar A Lago. An entire country choosing dignity over star-f*cking. We could take a lesson.

Hahaha I now keep one of those little mirrors on me at all times, just to cheer me up.

LOVE THEM!!!!

America is cutting $880 billion from Medicaid to force poor people to die so billionaire's can yacht.

We are such an amoral, Christian Nationalist country that hates the teachings of Jesus.

Keep at it

Apparently, Grok is the only reliable thing Elon Musk has paid people far smarter than him to create.

Also if you feel strongly about Eric Adams, you should call your city councilmember to express that and ask for their position.

You’d be surprised. Hochul’s stance is highly disappointing but it doesn’t come from nowhere. Press all your electeds. City elections are in 5 months. Ask candidates too.

I grew so much since then.

Elon Musk inherited a lot of money from his rich daddy, and he is currently driving his businesses into the ground with his ineptitude.

Donald Trump inherited a lot of money from his rich daddy and drove his businesses into the ground with is ineptitude.

America, stop thinking rich men are smart.

Long Island is so cringe, I was just in Target and there was a guy with a MAGA letterman jacket and snake skin cowboy boots, and then I had to see a cyber truck.

a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job

COMMUNITY NOTE: The Cryptmaster is never sad and in this picture he is merely sleeping. Please remember that he has no eyelids and his facial muscles have atrophied after 17 centuries of death. Thank you.

Jasmine Crockett, after accusing colleagues of castrating their Constitutional duty, said, “My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which.”

Putin has had to ask staff at the Kremlin to stop taking a celebratory shot of vodka every time Trump does something bad for America, as everyone was too drunk to work before lunch.

Thou Shalt Not Tolerate Nazis We shall never surrender!

We shall fight them in the comments.

We shall fight them on the subreddits.

We shall fight them on Substack and on Bluesky.

WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!

The more i think about it…the more i wanna jump from meta to here…

I love this