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one bitchload

05.11.2025 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

these rich mfs cooked

05.11.2025 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the rich are so cooked we could eat em

05.11.2025 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"your move, zohran," he whispered before pocketing his phone and returning to the eyes wide shut party but it's furries in nixon masks

05.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

just yellin

04.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ha doubt it betch

03.11.2025 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

plants leave their nuts on the ground, are you ready for that

01.11.2025 12:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol you didn't even know this was a thing until the internet explained it to you after the fact, but you've got a white-hot take on the players' textbook-correct actions in the moment.

100% lodged ball
100% correct reaction
100% proper adjudication
0% excuse to complain or criticize

01.11.2025 11:35 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck this Nazi shit

01.11.2025 11:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yo that lady is lit up from the shit up

31.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

your dollars are directly funding boomerism

30.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that man is ai slop

29.10.2025 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It would NEVER be seen alive again

28.10.2025 04:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ask your doctor if wheat thicks is right for you

27.10.2025 06:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

had sex with the entire city of dallas as i recall

26.10.2025 09:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you know what goes with flannel BLACK LEATHER JACKETS

26.10.2025 09:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is standing in front of a sign that says `` you want another one ? say the word . ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says `` you want another one ? say the word .

26.10.2025 06:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuckin dark mark

26.10.2025 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Benedict Wong rules

26.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Attack the Block

26.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ready or Not

26.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nosferatu

26.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

................... almost?

25.10.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

exactly why I whittle my own shit 😬

25.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

for the sake of damage limitation, i might consider a position player over kershaw in the latter scenario

25.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a suit says how am i not myself ALT: a man in a suit says how am i not myself

24.10.2025 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm sure he was rewarded handsomely by AIPAC for his calculated bitchery

24.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"imagine how cool this will look once humans can fly!"

[jumps off roof]

24.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Between Crown of Candy and Cloudward, Ho! lies the full spectrum of best-faith, consistent game rules adjudication styles - masterclass, indeed!

24.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely brimming with stellar examples of:

a) rad endgame homebrew mechanics [gotch fam nat 20 rules, spell table rolls, etc]

b) flexible adjudication consistently prioritizing story without undermining dice [d10 -> d4 inspo swap, flash denial]

c) liberal runway for in-turn PC self-narration

24.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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