Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody

Booooo!!!! I get it from MyProtein.com Not sure if they have other options?

I usually order cherry protein powder to go in my daily berry smoothie but the company was out so I opted for rocket pop flavor only to discover it has edible glitter in it. Which I guess is an improvement over the non-edible glitter that inadvertently wound up in it anyway. 🥴

Guessing you were searching for the bottom of a bottle? 😂

Because I have more New Orleans peeps here who will appreciate this, I'm still laughing at this reply from the other app yesterday. ☠️

Call me a roofer because I've got shingles! (Seriously, universe WTF?)

It is full size. I go through too much for a mini.

You are so welcome!

Cord is light and flexible and doesn't tangle resulting in it falling over. Love the longer thin trigger. For what I want, the lack of switch is negated by all of the other features. I also considered the cordless Ryobi but didn't want crafting to turn into a bicep workout.

Coming in with the glue gun report. It's lightweight but not in a cheap way. Is very sturdy upright but has the little wings to lay it sideways. Love the precision tip. Only downside is no on/off switch but supposedly it cuts itself off after 30 minutes but I still just unplug.

Finally upgraded the glue gun situation. Britney army is ready for assembly. #HailCleo

Little tip for my fellow ADHDers/self-neglectors, I'm really enjoying the Finch app. It's kinda like a Tomagotchi except instead of shitting everywhere and crying, it sends me little positive notes throughout the day and tells me about her adventures abroad.

Mine aren't even Amazon! Directly from Chewy or the vet. The only one ever on schedule are the six-month heartworm/flea pills. But food and joint supplements are a total crapshoot.

Everything I have on auto ship never aligns. I've tried doing actual math and calendar comparisons and I always still have to adjust. Even on things that never change like Huey's food. Same amount of brown pebbles twice a day - one order right on time, the next two weeks early...

My ad algorithm is all over the place what with all of my crafting, especially the Leather Daddy Ken headpiece I made for Decadence.

Got this gorgeous Devil Duck from a fellow glitterer at Krewe of Boo! He's now the overlord of the duck bathroom.

I once made it to Houston with an accidental pocket knife. It did not make it back to New Orleans.

Once again, you are not alone in your thinking. 😂

"Dead, Drunk or Sleeping?" is also a fun one when bumbling around the Quarter.

We're going to have to play again tonight. 😂

Learned a fun new New Orleans game last night. Instead of "Fireworks or Gunshots", we played "Possum or Big Ass Rat?"

Are you there Satan? It's me in perimenopause. Woke up at 3:30 a.m. and decided at 4:30 to just get up at 5 to do chores. Due to swamp drought, our bedroom door doesn't shut so to not disturb the sleeping husband, the only thing I accomplished was wiping down the fridge and rearranging the magnets.

It's supposed to be a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man dog costume. 😂

Quarter day drinking led to this wonderful purchase. Now I understand 1) why this was on clearance for 5 bucks and 2) why you should always try things on in-store. 😂 #CorgiCrew

I forgot how much of a time warp random weekday day drinking is... Or I just got old...

Went to bed with a slight twinge in my lower back. Woke up (multiple times) with sharp pains in my lower back. Happy 45th birthday to me!

(No, this will not hamper today's day drinking in the Quarter.)

This is what happens when I get four days of Me Time - and still two days to go! #RollWave🌊

Really haven't needed one since starting HRT. But I do have cooling sheets!

Are you there Satan? It's me in perimenopause. I'm all too familiar with hot flashes and night sweats but last night I learned that hot cold sweats are a thing and even more difficult to try and sleep through.

Decisions were made.

He would be honored and will have his people coordinate should he make a trip out west.