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Trump’s statements are becoming increasingly absurd and detached from reality.

Q: Would copper based blood really be green?

A: Copper-based blood, using the protein hemocyanin, is actually blue when oxygenated, not green, like in octopuses and horseshoe crabs, due to copper atoms binding oxygen. Oxidized copper on a penny turns green but the protein complex in blood is blue.

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The blue tsunami continues!! 🌊🌊🌊

Headline: Democrats flip Miami mayor’s office for first time in nearly 30 years.

That's got a pretty purple shine to it doesn't it?

More and more US citizens are being grabbed by ICE.

ICE incels love trying to snatch young women with brown hair and eyes. They don't listen. This is a dream come true for Trumpiggy and the KKK but it's not who we're supposed to be.

Racism with a badge. Shame on them.

Monty Python couldn't have written that up any better.

Thanks to Mark for sharing this one. What a great guy.

Trumpiggy wants to blow up boats because he wants to feed his blood thirsty need to kill.

A terrible barn fire in Idaho killed 28 horses.

It's a devastating tragedy.

Over here, when they raised the wages, the landlords found out their tenants had more money so they raised the rent. This in turn put disabled people in a dangerous hole. The rich watch the money and want it. They do nothing to earn it.

Trumpiggy's insults and takedowns of Europe just shows what a simp for Vladysmear Putin he is.

Headline: Trumpiggy faces the prospect of electoral wipeout in 2026 midterms if he fails to quickly regain footing on the economy.

Well he can't spell economist or even pronounce it, so..

A federal judge has granted a request to unseal Ghislaine Maxwell case records.

This should result in Maxwell being returned back to a maximum security prison. But it won't.

The word of the week is
Diabolical

Trumpiggy announced his intention to sign an executive order that would block state-level regulations on artificial intelligence.

Well, I catch Ai search engines presenting bad information as good information almost every day. Blocking regulations will be categorically bad for people info wise.

Mostly True News reporter to Trumpiggy: 'You are Mr. transactional. But If you get caught doing that with pardons you will go to prison.'

Trumpissy: Total immunity!

MTN: Not with pardons. Your fat orange blubber butt will go to prison.

Trumpissy: Not if I'm in Argentina!

Good luck.

Q - You said 5 days ago you were going to release the video of the second strike. Can we get an update on that?

Trump - You are a terrible, horrible nasty low-IQ woman and the worst reporter ever working for a terrible company! I never said that! Now you get nothing, fake news!

Headline: Trumpiggy seeks to influence big-time Netflix merger, with his own interests at stake.

His felony of the day.

Q: Did Jimmy Kimmel get renewed until 2027?

A: Yes, Jimmy Kimmel has been renewed today, with ABC extending his contract keeping him on air through at least May 2027.

Trumpiggithy last week saying something on camera.

Trumpiggo this week saying he never said that.

Shut up you blob of crime jello.

Fog of War would be a great name for a new whiskey brand.

Hegseth came out and said it was tRump ultimately ordering the boat strikes.

Trumpiggithy last week: Release the double tap video!

tRump this week: My bone spurs have moved up into my brain.

Luigi Macaroni had a 9 mm handgun and ammo in his bag when he was searched at the Mc Donalds.

Trumpigger's former lawyer Alina Habba is resigning as top federal prosecutor in New Jersey.

Bad day for Jabba the Money Slut

Headline: ICEBlock app sues Trumpiggish administration for censorship and 'unlawful threats'.

You sue girl.

Headline: FBI agents sue after being targeted by Trumpigger and fired for kneeling during racial justice protest.

Not only is ICE snatching hard working people who are trying to earn a living, they’re taking their money too?

A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.

Not just Dogs like to play with leaves 🍂 😆 #MondayVibes