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being here can hurt a lot sometimes. But the existence of mortal creatures splits infinity into pieces, creating multiple eternities in the process.

I'd like to take full credit. Unless it blows up the universe.

Blowing bubbles at sparklers. Has anyone tried that?

Old evil white men who want to burn the world down before they check out.

Maybe not the best choice for leaders.

A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes*

Arkansas state house special election.

Flip from R to D.

Trump (Pooped his Pants in France) says he wants to cut off all trade with Spain.

What? Spain is a wonderful country.

New rule: Trump has to apologize for the last 40,000 lies he's told before he can speak to any media outlet.

There are now credible reports that thousands of weapons are pouring into western Iran with the goal of arming anti hardline government groups.

Oh, the web is getting tangled now.

Usually when America’s president starts a war based on lies told to hide their failures, our allies back us up, that doesn’t seem to be happening this time. As unfortunate that is, it’s good that he’s not being legitimatized.

Hillary would have been one hell of a President. It must rub Trump raw knowing that she actually beat him with the popular vote. Just the fact that she was not only more qualified, more popular, but also smarter than this jackass, pedophile president

Headline: Starmer secretly calls Trump a wanky knob fluffer under his breath. Says his muffins are burnt.

Totally real headline. Pretty sure.

Father of Georgia school shooter found guilty of murder as jury concludes deliberations.

Huge result. This is a good day for people being held responsible when they let their kids get access to guns.

Trump not only ran for office on the promise that he would not start a war in Iran, he highlighted it as a core element of the identity of Republicans.

MAGA = hypocrites

Incontinence Hotline: Please hold...

--The Internet

Any countries on the Board of Peace now evacuating Americans?

Remember that Trump is explicitly listed as a child rapist in the Epstein files.

On this day in 1991 Rodney King was beaten by Los Angeles police.

And if the attack wasn't videotaped, police lies would have never been exposed.

Headline: WAR ESCALATES WHEN IRAN ATTACKS US EMBASSY IN SAUDI ARABIA

The Trump sadism scam: Cause stress, conflict or destruction. Then try to profit personally from the misery he makes.

Trump is now responsible for the stock market crashing more than ten times.

If a Democrat president did that Republican Pedo Protectors would chew their own lips off.

So it turns out that Netanyahu did a used car salesman trick on Trump to get the Iran war going. He convinced him it was the last best possible moment to attack. Gotta buy that war now or it'll cost double later.

Well, it turns out that a vote for donald Trump was a vote to start wars not stay out of wars.

And now Americans are being told to evacuate from 14 different countries.

Let's just say that none of the people around Trump are likely to 'spiral into control' any time soon.

One problem with all of the myopic, juvenile idiocy coming out of the mouths of the people around Trump is that having a decided lack of personal evolution is a core trait that Trump is looking for when selecting someone to be near him.

That diatribe by Hegseth today is the most singularly fascist and damning thing I've ever heard out of the mouth of someone so high up in the US military.

Yes, Trump has a gruesome rash on his neck.

But it's nothing to worry about. They just removed his head for some routine maintenance. And forgot to tighten it back up properly.

"No stupid rules of engagement. No nation building." --Hegseth

Yup. Just tearing nations down. Then walk off. The most un American thing they could do.

"All on our terms with maximum authorities." --Pete Hegseth

He's maxing all right...

Q: Was at least 150 elementary school girls killed by US bombs in Iran? As reported on by the BBC.

A: Reports are coming out that corroborate this.

Rubio: We would never target a grade school full of kids.

And yet it happened.

It is perhaps the irony of our times that a murderous criminal and immoral US president that started a group called Board of Peace as a money scam, would then say publicly that he promises to not get bored of war.

Trump (complete idiot with the attention span of a fungus gnat) promises he won't get 'bored' with the Iran war he started.

What a crazy world.

Never trust someone who is building concentration camps who then says he's attacking other countries because he wants them to be free.

Also the Epstein files were criminally redacted.

The reason to start the stinkin' war: Trump (insipid criminal) just cares so much about the freedom of the Iranian people and--

Oh, wait, they've got oil.

That would be it then.