I am now in love with Zara Larsson. Midnight Sun is such a fucking great album.
I know I'm late to the party. But what a fucking party!
I am now in love with Zara Larsson. Midnight Sun is such a fucking great album.
I know I'm late to the party. But what a fucking party!
I still need someone to come over today
I'll do lunch for us?
And it's not a sex thing. Though U can turn it into a sex thing if U wsnt
Anyone in Brisbane doing anything later.
I signed up for work OT but I need someone to keep me company
Just hang with me. Maybe even naked.
Maybe even suck me while I work?
Oh shit. I'm sorry
26.02.2026 06:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm eating an absurdly huge bowl of pasta and then I'm likely going to have a nap (my second of the day, but in my defense I've been up since 430)
21.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0HAPPY HILARY DUFF ALBUM RELEASE DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE
19.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I'm actually pissed that they didn't mention Jael at all im the Top Model doc.
Or Renee for that matter.
You bet I'm watching the Top Model Documentary!
17.02.2026 08:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0If it were a verb it would be to aged gracefully, be awesome and have a fantastic comeback
17.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'M GOING TO HILARY DUFF
17.02.2026 02:27 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"cause life is lifing and pressure is pressuring"
Hilary Duff is the Shakespeare of 2026
Take me back to the Kylie Tension Tour
Fuck that was a fun night
My nephew just told me the only thing that ages me is the way I type
Compliments I guess?
I'm rewatching Schitts Creek and by God Catherine O'Hara was an absolute genius.
You'd think with a performance like this it would just be a big performance but there is so much subtlety and nuance.
I needed a book recommendation! Thank you!
12.01.2026 10:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you I needed that.
Trying the apps when you're nearly 40 when you haven't been on them in years is an illuminating experience
I had someone younger than me (35) that looked like a smashed avocado, told me I was out of his age range.
Like, seriously? 40 is such a stupid cutoff for people
Farthest I've been:
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me
Awww. Me too with you cutie bum
12.01.2026 09:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm an acquired taste!
You either love me or hate me. Very few people are meh about me, which I guess is something
In the past week I've had someone say they find my voice soothing, another said I have a voice for radio.
Another said I sounded like a faggot and the final one said that I was too femme to fuck, even though we were planning an encounter where I wasn't going to be speaking
No wonder I'm nuts
OMG
I am tired
(Something new and exciting for me)
At least I'm getting out of the house more these days.
Sure, it's for a bloody 12 step program, but it's something
I love this song
11.01.2026 05:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Holy fuck the news is bleak
It's completely fucking with my brain.
I'm just going to get cracking on my 2026 reading. I only read 16 books last year and had a difficult year, so I'm gonna say I wasn't reading enough
That makes sense. It was the lack of reading. Wasn't the fascism at all...
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I know the general vibe is that people think it's either not funny or relies too much on stereotypes but
I FUCKING LOVE 2 BROKE GIRLS
New phone case and screen protector who dis?
06.01.2026 07:15 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The moment with the 4 older kids when they talked about life after highschool and how they have friends but it's not the same absolutely gutted me
05.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love that it's technically a rom-com but the focus is ultimately on her and the job.
I think I've watched it a couple times a year since it came out