Schmooples VT

OH NO MY NEIGHBORS ALL DO TRICK OR TREATING AND I DIDNT GET ANY CANDY

THERE'S SO MANY ADORABLE COSTUMES

IM A MONSTER WAAAAH

hey alexa how do i make friends

Please I just wanna go home and make videos I don't wanna work another 12 hours please why??? Is this cosmic justice for my sins???

All these adorable leggings and they don't come in MENS

I HAVE A C*CK

IT NEEDS SPACE IN THE LEGGINGS

MAKE THE CUTE FOX LEGGINGS FOR MY C*CK YOU BASTARDS

IF I CAN COME IN MENS YOUR LEGGINGS CAN TOO

So eeby but wanna play video games

Life is hard

Currently stitching together 16 hours of Cronos like I'm Dr Frakenstein's intern.

Having to relearn GIMP and Davinci Resolve over and over because I apparently like to take months long breaks between using them. They are such powerful programs but my stupidity transcends their usability.

So tired but must work out. So hungry but must maintain diet. So sleepy but must go to bed on time.

WHY

Oh woe betide me
I chose salmon for dinner
Now hunted by cats

It is only in the morning I regret staying up so late the night before. Which, I mean, yeah obviously. But I still do it.

#nokings San Antonio!!!

No stream today, I've been at the #nokings protest for hours and I'm *exhausted*.

Spent hours making reels for IG only to discover all of my captions are too low and get obfuscated by the clutter IG puts at the bottom of the screen. *screeeeee*

SchmooplesVT - Twitch

Streaming more Cronos! Or, How I Learned to Love True Communism in a Post Apocalyptic Poland.

www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt

Barbacoa taco from the little food truck down the street from me. Delicious. I ate three. I don't want to think about many calories that is.

hehehehehehe

I need to be better at scheduling. And eating healthy. And working out. And... everything else, I guess.

If you do the quest line faster you can save him.

I think I am mostly recovered from my crashout. Well, except instead of getting up and going for the run I wanted to do today I slept until almost 1pm. So...almost mostly recovered.

falling apart feels like feels numb, like all the cards coming out of a deck one by one and you can see them slipping free but you can't feel them on your fingertips and they flutter away on the breeze

My arm hurts and I took ibuprofen and now it feels better but it took me like 3 hours of arm pain to remember pain killers were a thing and I think that says more about who I am as a person than I care to admit.

Streaming tonight, more post apocalyptic brown scary game of spam people.

Brutal workout today, I was dying trying to get through my cardio. Had to blast Answers from FFXIV to get through the last 7 minutes and I was crying and gasping for breath at the end.

.....title of my sex tape?

When stream does end
And silence descend
A catboy seeks relief
Through night he wend
Gleeful laughter expend
Masked hearthurt grief
Then darkness impend
Fear's shadow descend
Loneliness is joy's thief

I need to start actually pulling shorts from my streams and posting them places.

Mare dying was like the fall of Rome, and all the petty little kingdoms popping up like mushrooms on its corpse are squabbling over the money to be made.

I want you to get close enough that I can bite you.

Nyah ~❤️

Wide awake in catboy fright
Through a lonely catboy nignt
Angry at a scary catboy game
DBD, the secret catboy shame

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