Also, reason 347 of why I might still be single.
07.03.2026 14:54 —
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Goose, with the floofiest bed head ever. I swear it looked reasonable yesterday.
For Caturday, Lulu suggested I spend at least 6 hours grooming. (Also 16 hours napping)
07.03.2026 14:53 —
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Birds of a feather ❤️
07.03.2026 14:50 —
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Lulu, black cat, cautiously staring into the cave of duvet. What treasures might it hold? What monsters?
07.03.2026 14:48 —
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Pro tip. Go to bed early to miss all the drama.
07.03.2026 12:54 —
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People always say "pick your poison". But I don't want poison - I want chocolate. What idiot chooses poison?
07.03.2026 13:36 —
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*Meow*
This is my caturday post
07.03.2026 13:13 —
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“safety in numbers” i whisper, while filling my purse with donuts
07.03.2026 13:28 —
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So many schmoops and boops!
07.03.2026 14:41 —
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Well done! A vision, as always! ❤️
07.03.2026 14:38 —
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I can never walk past a sugar maple without saying I’d tap that
07.03.2026 14:33 —
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Happy Birthday, Chicken!!! Schmoops! ❤️🥳
07.03.2026 14:37 —
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if you have a lifesize stuffed horse inside your shop
and a sign that says "do not touch the horse"
imma make it my life's work to steal that horse
i will plan it like a heist & i will ocean's eleven that badboy right out the door under my coat
06.03.2026 17:36 —
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You can be anything you want.
Be a set of glowing eyes in the darkness.
Be a terror in the deep.
Be a cosmic horror slumbering in a star, worshipped by millions from afar.
05.03.2026 20:07 —
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Your self awareness is inspiring
05.03.2026 21:20 —
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Yay! ❤️🍀
05.03.2026 21:17 —
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I strongly recommend not moving to central Florida. For reasons.
05.03.2026 21:17 —
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How I feel when someone blocks me.
05.03.2026 19:54 —
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Tbh, I’d be bi for you.
05.03.2026 19:48 —
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Don’t let today go by without saying I love you to your typo
05.03.2026 18:13 —
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Every time I see a blue Subaru, I sing a little “Blubaru” song à la Van Halen.
05.03.2026 19:46 —
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To whom shall I bequeath my drafts folder?
05.03.2026 19:38 —
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LEEROOYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNNNNNS
03.03.2026 00:44 —
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I had butter bean salad for lunch 😂
05.03.2026 18:16 —
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real quick…fuck this shit
05.03.2026 16:09 —
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Oh noes! I’ve been offline too much! 😭
05.03.2026 18:14 —
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be supportive. Say stuff like, “Nice battling, dude.”
25.02.2026 16:10 —
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