ElderRubberasylum

We as a world are tired

We as a world are feeling the stress of the moment as norms in our periphery shake

We as a world are burnt out

You know that friend who’s gone quiet? The one you haven’t heard from in forever?

Message them

You might just be the smile they needed today

“I’ll tie you up”

Is different than

“I’d love to tie you up”

If the person who holds the keys isn’t engaged by the person they have bound, it will bleed thru & it will affect headspaces

Nothing wrong with tie up games

Bondage -vs- Intimate Bondage

Just levels of headspaces

I’ve been quiet

On new meds & feeling better

Saturday will be a month sober

I haven’t been in the greatest of headspaces, but quitting a 20 year alcohol addiction is not the easiest

I’m working on opening back up a little

“Guarded” is my natural state when things are rough

Super hugs, I’d love to play with you

I’ve tried, however from my experience once I sit back the party tends to go elsewhere

Wouldn’t it be nice to find playmates who not only reciprocate, but enjoy doing so as well?

I look forward to building the new playroom in a few months, after we move, & meeting new people.

Lol, if you ask me, I’m probably going to tell you 🤪

Lol, yes, it can be

One Neurotypical trait, I will never understand, is small talk

I mean, why do you ask how somebody is doing if you are not interested in the real answer?

“Fine” is a lie

But truth never seems appropriate.

Everyone has problems, but why ask if you weren’t wanting to know?

🤷‍♂️

I tried pretty hard actually, still quite confused on what happened.

Somebody help? 🫣

My pharmacy has been out of my Adderall now for the last few weeks, which is annoying as hell.

Tempted to ask my doctor for Dexys instead.

lol, kind of shocked they still make Dexedrine, but it might solve the problem of the pharmacies constantly running out

Cute little leather paw print on the lid of the box from Asylumpaws.

Amazing packaging and leather mitts from Asylum. Shredded paper bedding in a black cardboard box, black leather paw pads on the lid of the box

Fox got some new leathery pawbs.

Thanks @asylumpaws.bsky.social for being so amazing to work with and making such an amazing pair of mitts.

The mitts feel amazing, so incredibly dense on the paw.

Gotta try and get some better pics at some point.

I’m playing with Rotoscoping…

So here’s a Remix/Re-edit of material from the vaults

My first attempt

😏

Hey, I heard zinc makes for larger loads so I got some…

…do you just rub it on your penis?

🤔

This is one reason that our current moment in time feels so uncomfortable to me…

Dad’s dead, I was done with this.

POTUS’s NPD is in full bloom & bringing out these symptoms in others

Happy Spider-Man Day!

Time has changed

You know, if you think about it, these Internet lockdowns could get so bad we might end up being forced to actually have to talk to one another again.

Like, in real life…

The horror!

😏

YOU DON'T COMMIT ENOUGH TAX FRAUD

I heard he lives in a big White House, when he’s not out golfing.

Last August, as we were packing up the house, I weighed in at 230lbs

Hello again August 1st

And I now weigh… 170lbs

60lbs in one year.

How?

Stress, nicotine & amphetamines

lol, “The Boomer weight loss plan”

Hmm, I should trademark that

😂

lol, that must be it. I’m just fucking lazy! 🤪

“BUT YOU DON’T WORK HARD ENOUGH!!!”

Home price-to-median income ratio:

- 1960: 2.1 ($11.9k home / $5.6k income)

- 1985: 3.6 ($84k / $23.6k)

- 2000: 4.0

- 2023: 5.3 ($429k / $81k)

- 2025: 5.0 ($417k / $83k)

“Huh, must be all that avocado toast…”

🤔

Dear world, if anyone knows Satan…

There is one shiny soul for sale (I buffed & vivishined it, pounded all the dents out)

In 3 months we move in to the neverending debt trap known as an apartment.

I’d give my everything for a house back

It will never happen again

😢

Until this moment, Senator, I think I never gauged your cruelty or recklessness…

Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

Literal thrift store

#ThriftStorePorn

As always, my luck seems to hold out. Finding a $1000 football helmet for $25 no longer surprises me.

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POPULATION:

“No, like, we are concerned about the children & really want to see what’s in the Epstein files.”

GOVERNMENT:

“…and that’s enough internet for you.”

I have never understood anyone thinking they could eradicate the concept of gay as if it’s some historical bloodline that can be removed from society

They’ll just drive us back underground and that’s a place we already know how to operate.

Or…

Here me out here

You could attempt to be a parent to your own children & accept responsibility rather than trying to punish all the adults in your country, especially those who decided to never have children

they claim porn now, but they’ll come for more

Look what’s happening in the UK