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Our team ended up fighting the Elite Death Queen. Near the end of the fight, we were the only players still alive, and won with mere seconds to spare. Hence why I screamed "YEAH. YOU'RE DEAD, BECKY."

My friends and I have been playing Sonic Rumble since its launch, and doing so has brought out a comically toxic side of me.

#sonicthehedgehog #sonic #sonicrumble #pvp #americandad

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Can we tack on the long list of folks who need to leave with him?

Sailor Mars shopping-cart surfing with the caption: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

Hey.

Last night I dressed as the Epstein Files at the Halloween party I went to.

That's a lie. I didn't go to a Halloween party last night. I dressed as the Epstein Files while I hung out at home. I threw smoke bombs and bulldozed 1/3 of the White House to distract from myself.

Hey, if you're an author and have the chance to claim ... wanna do something really funny?
*nudges article your direction*

Feminine figure in flowing robes of champagne pink and marigold, a black dress with red cross at the neck. She has a black hat with a gold under brim over a wight veil covering a skull with a blue left eye and red right eye. A halo symbol is behind her head like old medieval paintings. She holds a gold plated gun with white flowers attached to the left side of the guns butt.

Parody of Marvel characters, Galactus and Silver Surfer, portrayed in the Gabby's Doll House characters Cakey and Pandy Paws. Cakey hold a cakepop that looks like the earth with a bite out of it and crumbs on his face. His hat is made of cardboard. Pandy is flying on a surfboard bottom left screen. The background sky is a blue and purple galaxy print

Lisa Frankenstein scene redraw. A girl with puffy, curly red hair is kissing the hand of her boyfriend who is also kissing her hand back. He has brown, short, wavy hair with long sideburns. They look into each other eyes as they prepare to say goodbye. The room is purple with blue curtains and a blue chandelier.

2 anaconda snakes with vines and flowers twisting around their bodies form a heart. A "biblically accurate" angel with one giant eye framed by gold and lavender wings floats center frame. 2 black goats face opposite of each other. They have red pentagrams on their rumps like My Little Pony cutie marks.

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I think it needs to be pointed out as well that Visa is clearly losing money off these calls clogging their systems and still thought it was worth the money to re-train their employees/contractors. They're not scared enough to drop the issue altogether, people need to keep calling and snail-mailing.

Sell to them to the ultra-rich and charge a subscription fee. If they don't pay it, the painting starts growing younger 🙃

Is there a painting in an attic somewhere that ages for you? I ask not to make fun, but because I want in.

Growing up is realizing, after several years of thinking you're Utena, that you've actually been Anthy the whole time.

If you see any articles/post reducing Jonathan Joss' death to a dispute between neighbors, please correct them:

He was murdered by a homophobic monster who also burnt down Joss' home and killed his dog. His death was a hate crime. No reworded headline will ever change that.

Weird thought, but if you guys ever get engaged, do you think you'll use a Sega Saturn disc in lieu of a ring?

A cartoon chipmunk (Sally Acorn from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise) with bright red hair and blue attire holding up a blue energy blade.

@sega-west.bsky.social @sonic-official.bsky.social

Please let the rumors that Sally Acorn will be in Sonic Blitz be true. A mobile game will be a low-risk way to test her marketability to a modern audience and I promise I will throw so much money down to support her. #Sega #Sonic #SonictheHedgehog

Psst. Hey you. Yeah, you.

Trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary people are valid, and trans rights are human rights.

Pass it on.

This is tragic. Especially considering the circumstances under which it happened. 🫤

I've been pretty MIA in a lot of circles the past 6 months, but it's nice to be able to interact again.

I did this to myself like 8 years ago by setting the notification for my work email on my phone to be the sound that Sonic makes when he hits spikes.

After about a year of that, I was replaying S2, hit spikes while I was playing and proceeded to have a full blown panic attack.

My name is __. My zip code is __. I am calling as your constituent to express alarm at the Abrego Garcia case. Trump is openly defying the Supreme Court by not bringing Garcia back. If you allow Trump to do this, then he is unquestionably a dictator, and your job as my member of Congress is to remove him at once.

(For Reps:) I ask that you immediately introduce Articles of Impeachment in the US House, and block all other business until they are introduced.

(For Senators:) I ask that you block all business in the Senate until Articles of Impeachment are introduced in the US House, and when they pass the House I expect you to vote to impeach. Thank you.

Here's the script, folks. It's now or never.

Capitol switchboard: (202) 224-3121

Local office numbers: www.congress.gov/members/find...

RTs appreciated.

Not a single person saying this is going to work one of these jobs, nor have they likely ever worked these jobs in the past. But also, what made these jobs bearable was they were well-paying union jobs where you traded monotony, physical toil for a good middle-class life. They aren’t offering that.

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Can I ask everyone a HUGE favor? My friend @leedzie.bsky.social's cat, Rory, is in need of surgery and the cost is being estimated at being at least $6000. Leda is an old and dear friend so If you could help out or at least signal boost it would mean a lot

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Seems to be a lot of people purposefully misinterpreting this as Gail saying “be kind to your enemies” when that’s nowhere in the post.

You can be kind to your friends and neighbors and still knock a few teeth loose out of a white nationalist’s head.

If you wanna read about Neil Gaiman from vulture read this one. While I was reading it they took out the entire portion about Scientology, presumably thanks to threats from the religion.

Human rights for trans people is not an ✌🏾issue✌🏾 to be won or lost. It's an imperative. Would be nice if the feckless fuckers who keep insisting we vote for them *or else* would realize that

"The Master Emerald will be safe if you don't give me that card."

#sonicthehedgehog #thesimpsons #knucklestheechidna #dreggman #sonicmemes #simpsonsmemes #bortposting

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I just had a thought Re: Wicked.

If the Wizard's regime is putting all of this work into oppressing animals—taking away their rights, their ability to speak, etc—doesn't that make the Cowardly Lion Oz's version of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks?

Twitter screenshot of a tweet from Elon Musk, quote-tweeting the account "Tesla Owners Silicon Valley" Tesla Owners Silicon Valley's tweet is itself quoting Elon Musk saying: "Starship is capable of building a city on Mars and a city on the Moon. That's what it's designed to do. But we're being massively slowed down by regulatory molasses." Elon's quote-tweet simply reads: "Not anymore."

Elon bout to make the Challenger disaster look like a minor mishap