Pup Rawr

Too soon, man. Too soon.

Funny how the world's least appealing person is also the world's most appealing person.

Finished my customised hood!

If that's the colour of your pee, you should see a doctor.

White was boring. Silver and gold, however, is awesome.

The most honest Donald Trump has ever been was when he posted an AI-created video of himself as king and shitting on the American public.

-nearly

Hey, Mike. Jesus thinks you're a dick.

Hi Ron. Oh, we've figured it out, but a toddler with a gun is in my ways more dangerous than an adult with a gun. Trump is a toddler with a gun. We have to err on the side of appeasing the feckless, dementia-ridden old fool for our best interests. We won't champion it, though. Keep up the good work.

Wasn't Teenage Sperm Count a hit by Wheatus?

How can Trump be the man who knows everything and nothing at the same time? He's Schrodinger's Twat.

I don't think he knows what anthropomorphic means.

I wonder how many times we'll hear, "I was just following orders", as a defence.

I need one of those so, so badly.

If my hair was basically a gas, rather than a solid, I'd be wary around windmills, too.

Not a weasel-faced ass?

I'm game. Would be nice to see you again after... a while.

He's never particularly forthcoming with evidence of his claims, is he?

When it gets to the point where just the sound of someone's voice pisses you off, you know they're not a good person.

It's taking longer and longer to cover up the wonky stroke face.

Bored.

I bet David Blaine and David Copperfield want to make that list disappear.

I don't know you, but I'd notice.

All I could hear was Chris Barrie.

At this point, it's going to be easier to release files to show which right-wing nutjobs aren't in the Epstein files.

Well, I'm not suggesting you have to *eat* the cake. That'd just be greedy.

And now that I've clearly put too much thought into it, I've concluded the best cake to sleep on, were it scaled up to a suitable size, would be a cream eclair. Questions?

It's a sweet place to be, but brushing frosting out of fur is just the worst.

Like... a giant cake?

I spy an FD.