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Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.

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Answered Prayer #1 As announced last Thursday, I will now be answering a prayer a week among those sent to me at thetweetofgodprayers@gmail.com. This is a faster tempo than the one-per-month rate I have been using for t...

Presenting the first of 52 weekly answered prayers by Yours Truly. It will bring a tear to your eyes, if you read it while chopping onions. tinyurl.com/thetweetofgo...

13.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@TheTweetOfGod Returns! God answers your prayers, as written at DJ Javerbaum.

@TheTweetOfGod Returns!
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10.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
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@THETWEETOFGOD RETURNS! Only this time... it's impersonal.

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06.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

Some cheeks can't be turned.

08.01.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 278    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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Modern Moral Dilemmas What would you do?

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17.12.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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I Found the Best Phrase To Describe Trump! But it wasn't easy.

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16.12.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5
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I'm Starting to Have Issues with Donald Trump Wait! Before you judge me, read the essay.

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13.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look This morning the House Oversight Committee released 19 new photos from the Epstein estate.

The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look
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The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look This morning the House Oversight Committee released 19 new photos from the Epstein estate were released by the House Oversight Committee.

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12.12.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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From the Congressional Testimony of HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. For a guy in charge of your health, he's quite the sicko.

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24.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Ethical Implications of Streaming Service Marketing in an Intergenerational Context: An Appraisal Just go with me on this.

Shameless promotion is disgusting. Also my daughter has a new album out!

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10.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teeth

Behold the album of the year. Especially for dentists. open.spotify.com/album/1cxbIC...

10.10.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

@chegareencher.bsky.social one of the best albums ever. Check out Da Capo too.

13.09.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s asshole is tomorrow’s martyr.

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I don’t know what Trump is announcing today but I fear the best.

02.09.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

I can't understand this guy. Does anyone speak Ozzy?

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Vocabulary ("A" Edition) When I was around 15 I decided to read my unabridged dictionary from cover to cover and mark down all the words I didn’t know that seemed worth knowing.

Read. Learn. Quickly forget.
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14.07.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Happy Fourth of July.

No it isn’t.

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This would be a good time to tell your family you love them.

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Which he'll be into.

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And the 'rain' will look yellower than usual.

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It's the least I can do.

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Look at These Friggin' Dogs The dog on the left is Norman.
13.06.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

I only know what I'd do without Brian Wilson.

11.06.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1334    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 12

I made you all in My image, and I'm an asshole.

30.05.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 445    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 7

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