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Answered Prayer #1 As announced last Thursday, I will now be answering a prayer a week among those sent to me at thetweetofgodprayers@gmail.com. This is a faster tempo than the one-per-month rate I have been using for t...

Presenting the first of 52 weekly answered prayers by Yours Truly. It will bring a tear to your eyes, if you read it while chopping onions. tinyurl.com/thetweetofgo...

13.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 59 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

@TheTweetOfGod Returns! God answers your prayers, as written at DJ Javerbaum.

@TheTweetOfGod Returns!
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10.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 223 🔁 9 💬 16 📌 1

@THETWEETOFGOD RETURNS! Only this time... it's impersonal.

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06.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 187 🔁 9 💬 20 📌 0

Some cheeks can't be turned.

08.01.2026 21:31 — 👍 278 🔁 42 💬 6 📌 4

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31.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

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30.12.2025 17:24 — 👍 116 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 2

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23.12.2025 19:16 — 👍 61 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

21.12.2025 21:34 — 👍 298 🔁 62 💬 6 📌 3

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19.12.2025 18:51 — 👍 48 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Modern Moral Dilemmas What would you do?

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17.12.2025 22:58 — 👍 35 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 1

I Found the Best Phrase To Describe Trump! But it wasn't easy.

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16.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 50 🔁 6 💬 10 📌 5

I'm Starting to Have Issues with Donald Trump Wait! Before you judge me, read the essay.

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13.12.2025 19:37 — 👍 68 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look This morning the House Oversight Committee released 19 new photos from the Epstein estate.

The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look
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12.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 71 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0

The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look This morning the House Oversight Committee released 19 new photos from the Epstein estate were released by the House Oversight Committee.

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12.12.2025 18:59 — 👍 58 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 1

From the Congressional Testimony of HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. For a guy in charge of your health, he's quite the sicko.

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24.11.2025 23:29 — 👍 124 🔁 22 💬 5 📌 0

The Ethical Implications of Streaming Service Marketing in an Intergenerational Context: An Appraisal Just go with me on this.

Shameless promotion is disgusting. Also my daughter has a new album out!

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10.10.2025 02:49 — 👍 115 🔁 5 💬 11 📌 0

Teeth

Behold the album of the year. Especially for dentists. open.spotify.com/album/1cxbIC...

10.10.2025 00:02 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 1

@chegareencher.bsky.social one of the best albums ever. Check out Da Capo too.

13.09.2025 15:39 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Today’s asshole is tomorrow’s martyr.

13.09.2025 15:06 — 👍 744 🔁 158 💬 19 📌 14

I don’t know what Trump is announcing today but I fear the best.

02.09.2025 17:19 — 👍 254 🔁 20 💬 12 📌 4

I can't understand this guy. Does anyone speak Ozzy?

23.07.2025 18:19 — 👍 618 🔁 65 💬 37 📌 5

Vocabulary ("A" Edition) When I was around 15 I decided to read my unabridged dictionary from cover to cover and mark down all the words I didn’t know that seemed worth knowing.

Read. Learn. Quickly forget.
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14.07.2025 21:25 — 👍 44 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

Happy Fourth of July.

No it isn’t.

04.07.2025 15:15 — 👍 863 🔁 106 💬 30 📌 4

This would be a good time to tell your family you love them.

22.06.2025 01:14 — 👍 543 🔁 91 💬 19 📌 4

Which he'll be into.

14.06.2025 15:04 — 👍 320 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

And the 'rain' will look yellower than usual.

14.06.2025 14:56 — 👍 405 🔁 12 💬 11 📌 2

It's the least I can do.

14.06.2025 14:53 — 👍 1189 🔁 149 💬 35 📌 14

Look at These Friggin' Dogs The dog on the left is Norman.

13.06.2025 00:54 — 👍 211 🔁 12 💬 12 📌 1

I only know what I'd do without Brian Wilson.

11.06.2025 17:20 — 👍 1334 🔁 272 💬 31 📌 12

I made you all in My image, and I'm an asshole.

30.05.2025 15:45 — 👍 445 🔁 45 💬 39 📌 7

God

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