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I can't understand this guy. Does anyone speak Ozzy?

23.07.2025 18:19 — 👍 596 🔁 66 💬 38 📌 5

Vocabulary ("A" Edition) When I was around 15 I decided to read my unabridged dictionary from cover to cover and mark down all the words I didn’t know that seemed worth knowing.

Read. Learn. Quickly forget.
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14.07.2025 21:25 — 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

Happy Fourth of July.

No it isn’t.

04.07.2025 15:15 — 👍 878 🔁 108 💬 30 📌 4

This would be a good time to tell your family you love them.

22.06.2025 01:14 — 👍 546 🔁 93 💬 19 📌 4

Which he'll be into.

14.06.2025 15:04 — 👍 320 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

And the 'rain' will look yellower than usual.

14.06.2025 14:56 — 👍 404 🔁 10 💬 12 📌 2

It's the least I can do.

14.06.2025 14:53 — 👍 1200 🔁 151 💬 38 📌 14

Look at These Friggin' Dogs The dog on the left is Norman.

13.06.2025 00:54 — 👍 213 🔁 11 💬 12 📌 1

I only know what I'd do without Brian Wilson.

11.06.2025 17:20 — 👍 1342 🔁 277 💬 31 📌 12

I made you all in My image, and I'm an asshole.

30.05.2025 15:45 — 👍 438 🔁 42 💬 39 📌 7

All of you would be better off if most of you would die.

27.05.2025 22:46 — 👍 380 🔁 23 💬 54 📌 7

Amazon-Backed AI Model Would Try To Blackmail Engineers Who Threatened To Take It Offline In tests, Anthropic's Claude Opus 4 would resort to "extremely harmful actions" to preserve its own existence, a safety report revealed.

It begins.

25.05.2025 06:05 — 👍 286 🔁 74 💬 30 📌 25

This weekend America honors those who fought and died for their country with sand wedgies and 50% off mattress sales.

24.05.2025 13:47 — 👍 267 🔁 35 💬 9 📌 1

Biggest regret? Creation.

23.05.2025 14:40 — 👍 436 🔁 67 💬 40 📌 3

Norm!

21.05.2025 02:27 — 👍 1103 🔁 143 💬 26 📌 7

Less than half an hour! Please prepare to ask questions concerning your favorite cinematic dreck!

08.05.2025 23:36 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Today on 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...

08.05.2025 18:49 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

And I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm Pope.

08.05.2025 17:38 — 👍 337 🔁 26 💬 10 📌 4

I created the universe as something to monetize.

06.05.2025 21:06 — 👍 334 🔁 35 💬 13 📌 5

No. You are the least infallible man alive.

03.05.2025 17:19 — 👍 622 🔁 55 💬 46 📌 4

Less than one hour till Battlefield Earth, The Mask 2, and the complete oeuvre of Neil Breen!

01.05.2025 23:04 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 2

On Today's 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad, Bad Movies!
open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...

01.05.2025 17:50 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1

I apologize to a few of you for most of you.

01.05.2025 00:51 — 👍 521 🔁 49 💬 13 📌 1

People are finally starting to vomit the Kool-Aid.

29.04.2025 13:46 — 👍 760 🔁 90 💬 44 📌 7

I’m overthanked for Friday.

25.04.2025 21:16 — 👍 428 🔁 29 💬 24 📌 3

RIP Pope Francis. You were relatively unawful.

21.04.2025 16:08 — 👍 1147 🔁 73 💬 30 📌 4

The Sixth Census The United States Census Bureau was created to gather information about Americans, but there’s another institution offering information about our country that, while statistically less accurate, is sp...

The Sixth Census
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16.04.2025 23:04 — 👍 44 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

This starts at the top of the hour! And ends at the top of the following hour! In between it will pass through the bottom the hour! And will be entertaining for its entirety.

10.04.2025 23:28 — 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Today on 'Droll Call' - John Hodgman The world's leading authority on everything.

theskeetofgod.substack.com/p/today-on-d...

10.04.2025 15:45 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

This is truly the Golden Age of Stupid.

09.04.2025 17:56 — 👍 1042 🔁 179 💬 23 📌 11

God

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