Shameless promotion is disgusting. Also my daughter has a new album out!
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Shameless promotion is disgusting. Also my daughter has a new album out!
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Behold the album of the year. Especially for dentists. open.spotify.com/album/1cxbIC...
10.10.2025 00:02 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 6 π 1@chegareencher.bsky.social one of the best albums ever. Check out Da Capo too.
13.09.2025 15:39 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Todayβs asshole is tomorrowβs martyr.
13.09.2025 15:06 β π 741 π 156 π¬ 16 π 15I donβt know what Trump is announcing today but I fear the best.
02.09.2025 17:19 β π 250 π 18 π¬ 11 π 3I can't understand this guy. Does anyone speak Ozzy?
23.07.2025 18:19 β π 619 π 65 π¬ 37 π 5Read. Learn. Quickly forget.
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Happy Fourth of July.
No it isnβt.
This would be a good time to tell your family you love them.
22.06.2025 01:14 β π 544 π 93 π¬ 19 π 4Which he'll be into.
14.06.2025 15:04 β π 320 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0And the 'rain' will look yellower than usual.
14.06.2025 14:56 β π 405 π 11 π¬ 12 π 2It's the least I can do.
14.06.2025 14:53 β π 1192 π 150 π¬ 35 π 14I only know what I'd do without Brian Wilson.
11.06.2025 17:20 β π 1341 π 276 π¬ 31 π 12I made you all in My image, and I'm an asshole.
30.05.2025 15:45 β π 446 π 45 π¬ 39 π 7All of you would be better off if most of you would die.
27.05.2025 22:46 β π 382 π 23 π¬ 54 π 8This weekend America honors those who fought and died for their country with sand wedgies and 50% off mattress sales.
24.05.2025 13:47 β π 264 π 34 π¬ 10 π 1Biggest regret? Creation.
23.05.2025 14:40 β π 436 π 67 π¬ 40 π 3Norm!
21.05.2025 02:27 β π 1096 π 143 π¬ 25 π 7Less than half an hour! Please prepare to ask questions concerning your favorite cinematic dreck!
08.05.2025 23:36 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Today on 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
08.05.2025 18:49 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1And I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm Pope.
I created the universe as something to monetize.
06.05.2025 21:06 β π 335 π 36 π¬ 13 π 5No. You are the least infallible man alive.
03.05.2025 17:19 β π 618 π 55 π¬ 46 π 4Less than one hour till Battlefield Earth, The Mask 2, and the complete oeuvre of Neil Breen!
01.05.2025 23:04 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 3 π 2On Today's 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad, Bad Movies!
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I apologize to a few of you for most of you.
01.05.2025 00:51 β π 523 π 50 π¬ 12 π 1People are finally starting to vomit the Kool-Aid.
29.04.2025 13:46 β π 754 π 89 π¬ 43 π 7Iβm overthanked for Friday.
25.04.2025 21:16 β π 423 π 29 π¬ 23 π 3